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Oh, Madame, you are impossible! But please, stay like this always.

- I don't know anything about diplomacy.
- Let doubt.
- I don't know a single word in Persian.
- Your eyes, smile, your gait, your hair, even speak Persian.

- Looks good, did you change your hair?
- Just dropped eighty pounds of excess weight.

You even without the discount its a ridiculous era of supremely funny man.

Here's how to talk to young ladies, even if they are monsters. However, any young lady is a monster in its kind. This should not be forgotten.

- I think this place is the best in the world.
Well, now it's even better.
- Well, what are you talking about...
- It's simple, very beautiful and reliable.
- Oh, the gate!
- Well, Yes.
- And I, somehow, thought I, what type of beautiful...
- No, no, no. I was not talking about you, it's not about you, certainly not about you. Don't get me wrong, you are beautiful and you are definitely not the gate. <...>
- The fence is so strong. What do you expect alien invaders?

Talking about love is as hopeless as to do with friendship. To make the nice woman without sex, it is enough to say how she lost weight.

I knew I would never remember what dress was Nina that day, but I knew that I will never forget how she looked!

- Guys, do you like my lips?
- Well, for cleaning dishes go.

When no words of indignation, not replace them with compliments.

Every person is unique and beautiful.

- You are absolutely not similar to the Soviet woman. Your loving glance, your figure remind me of Sophia Loren.
- I heard it from Federico Fellini.
- Federico Felini? Oh! I must tell You, you speak very good French.
I've heard this from Yves Montand.
- It's amazing!

- What's your name?
Regina.
Regina, all women of the USSR so beautiful?
Thank you.
- You are the most beautiful weapon of the Kremlin!

If the fool makes a compliment to your mind, you go with him in the same category.