funny [Theme]

I, Misha, fuss a lot not about creativity, unfortunately, but about all sorts of everyday affairs, my own and others. That’s why I have completely gloomy moments and moods, I write little, I act in films without much interest; Apparently, I’m already tired of pretending, and I can only express myself in poetry, songs and writing in general, and for this - the most important thing - there’s just not enough time. Only in my dreams I often see that I am sitting at the table, and a sheet of paper is in front of me, and everything comes out smoothly - in rhyme, evil, desperate and funny. But I decided: I’ll soon finish the most necessary fuss - and put everything aside, I’ll try to do only my job.

- This happened, this, only a few times in your history, when some independent candidate suddenly made it - well, of course, he didn’t win, but suddenly he made it. After that, they surrounded it with even bigger airbags, so that it would always be a competition between the left and right hands of the same organism. Why is it called an election? And they shove this in our faces: Here

During the day, when the sun is shining, I come alive. I go to watch jellyfish swim. I see off the ships leaving for Constantinople and think about the Bosphorus. No hobbies. One. One. Although there are women chasing me here. How? A poet, after all. Yes, what else, famous. All this is funny and stupid.

Since your mind has not comprehended the eternal laws, it is ridiculous to worry about petty intrigues.

- Well, it’s funny, right?

- Yes, a bad habit. I'm getting rid of it. I recently realized it myself.

“It’s really not funny,” Ranevskaya sighed. - The fact is that I left all our train tickets on the lid of the piano.

From time to time I have a desire, taking advantage of my star status, to shout to the world: “Hey, people! Come to your senses! No need for wars and drugs! Don't drink a lot of alcohol! Don't drive without seat belts! Be responsible for what you do with your women and children! Cherish each other while the Almighty gives you time to live side by side!” But it all sounds so funny, right?..

Matroskin, consider yourself famous. Now the whole world will see how funny you are flying out the window!

- You'll see everything yourself. Should be here. It's always hard to find, like love, Wi-Fi or a second sock.

What kind of vegan do you have to be to have a room with cacti?!

- Armani is not a grape, you can’t crush it so easily!

- After listening to friendly advice from his hanger-on, our brave hero sets off in pursuit of the victim.

One day, high up in the mountains, Armani was born and died a happy man.