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Here is my definition of good life: let someone give you a couple million, and you do not have to change in my life.
№ 400260   Added MegaMozg 13-07-2020 / 01:48
The question arises: if one or the other Republic became part of the Soviet Union, but was in my Luggage a huge number of Russian lands, the traditional Russian historical territories, and then suddenly decided to secede from the Union - well, at least then went with what came. And not dragged to a gift from the Russian people.
Quote Explanation: Interview to Russia 1. 21 Jun 2020.
№ 399209   Added MegaMozg 27-06-2020 / 02:06
Why the Shire river to build a bridge?
The best gift - what you need to.
№ 398951   Added MegaMozg 23-06-2020 / 19:03
No gifts are making fortunes, and the fate of us make gifts.
№ 397316   Added Viker 07-06-2020 / 14:23
Forget-me-nots.
How much
The name said!
I sent them one
What you can't.
№ 396889   Added MegaMozg 03-06-2020 / 10:24
Dad.. a dog will not?..
№ 395980   Added Viker 24-05-2020 / 13:37
- As well, I thought of giving you just such a pot!
- You can put such a bulb!
- Nice friend to give the pot!
- No, the ball!
- On the birthday!
- And I!
- And I!
And I have the same opinion!
№ 395927   Added MegaMozg 23-05-2020 / 16:30
- I brought you a gift...
- Me? Gift? So it turns out that my real birthday!
№ 395921   Added MegaMozg 22-05-2020 / 15:00
This is the whole spirit of Christmas. Sorted gifts and finally find the stupid Mandarin.
№ 393376   Added MegaMozg 07-05-2020 / 02:21
I bring gifts from Earth itself. The last ostrich egg. According to the legend, the owls had a wingspan of five meters and was spewing flames from his nostrils. Or was it my third husband.
№ 393202   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 17:27
In the name of peace I bring you a cutting of my grandfather.
Thank you. Yes. Gifts. I bring you air from my lungs.
Is a very intimate gift.
- There's still plenty left.
№ 393201   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 17:24
"Will lead a novel bed under the promise not to burden me with flowers and text messages with quotes from Baudelaire. A man with a cool head will get tight ass, melanochroi chest and other pretty trifles for a term by arrangement. If you are interested, I have blue eyes". Then I thought, and wrote more than expressive: "For family reasons I need sex. Preferably, a lot. I'm a pretty, detached booty, Breasts, waist. All of excellent quality. I don't need flowers, gifts and long esemes about feelings. If you are a pot-bellied dwarf and believe in miracles, just write to me." Then another thought and wrote the exact announcement: Friends. My husband is an asshole!
№ 392472   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2020 / 19:03
Children are born under different circumstances. A child is a gift.
№ 391136   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2020 / 12:39
She never liked gifts. You expect you to portray the excitement, smile and thank.
№ 391127   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2020 / 12:12
... this is the best gift which sorry to leave.
№ 391008   Added MegaMozg 12-04-2020 / 11:06