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Pregnancy is life. Nature invented the temptation of sex to the human race is not extinguished.
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Viker 30-10-2019 / 08:56
Logic - she's like pregnancy: either there or not.
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MegaMozg 03-09-2019 / 01:14
When you use the phrase "better late than never":
- It was fun! I've never fished!
- Better late than never!
When not to use the phrase "better late than never":
Something I'm late...
- Better late than never!
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MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 19:14
Pregnancy is such a mystery that teaches to respect human existence.
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MegaMozg 25-03-2019 / 01:05
What was waiting for him my baby?
Oh, the bitter darkness, you see nothing!
There is nothing cute, look more deranged my
Not eating, not drinking, anxiety in the night hours...
Quote Explanation: Stanza was written specially for the film "the Pokrovskie gate". These verses Trunks attributed to the French poet, who was engaged in writing, when "had a child". And this is again written Zorin, bantering over "women's poetry".
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MegaMozg 02-03-2019 / 14:06
Correct to say that when you stop trying, it turns out.
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Viker 25-02-2019 / 08:45
- Some terrorists decided to send a package of humanitarian aid - a package almost blew our entire office. So I took the day off. Some wine, a guitar - in General, rest. Using email also can fly to the devil horns, baby. In our world, a monstrous no one can give birth to children is cruel. I whimper, I'm talking nonsense - sorry. And what's your news?
- I'm pregnant.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2019 / 02:09
I'm the father?! Kapets!
- Yes, The Head. You again brought your angel-fuse, e may. I guess you flew from Nataha!
- Rusty, shut up, and. I have actually a condom was.
- You th, stupid, or what? With the Coordinates a little. With the Coordinates it is generally desirable not to engage in sex, th may.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2019 / 04:07
- All Head. Ran out of youth, I will soon become a mother.
- No, not mom... a Mammoth!
Quote Explanation: Sketch "Head - father".
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MegaMozg 03-01-2019 / 02:12
"Put yourself in my position," she said. And he came into her position, and again went in, and left her in her position.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 19:31
A sudden craving prunes with the vinegar and cry...
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MegaMozg 13-12-2018 / 16:03
- GA. Don't tell me you were poisoned... I wish you were poisoned...
- Others only in the morning sick, and I was every half hour turns. But Damon did not notice until my stomach the TV for him to block will not.
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MegaMozg 09-12-2018 / 23:07
I'm in this office, you know, about love and rarely hear. Sometimes forget what children are conceived.
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MegaMozg 03-10-2018 / 19:08
- And who it's for you, Claudia, beat that?
- Yes do not bring your meat for you!
Quote Explanation: The film is set during the civil war. The red army entered the small Ukrainian town. During the brief respite after a long tiring transition Commissioner of one of the cavalry battalions Klavdia Vavilova (Nonna Mordjukova) admitted to the regiment commander Kozyrev (Vasily Shukshin) that is expecting a child.
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MegaMozg 12-08-2018 / 00:03
You apparently really like to be raped. But if a woman rapes you just to get pregnant... It's a shame for any man.
Quote Explanation: Alice tells Luka that shortly after their marriage
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MegaMozg 29-07-2018 / 23:14
