bureaucracy [Theme] Page 1

The bureaucracy claims to be a total Organizace. Its only purpose is to own stability.

From the neighbors it is possible to hide, from the bureaucracy - never.

Friends, gathered here today are all evil: Dracula, Goblin, hobgoblin, uh... employee of the passport office!

...although the life of the prisoner is not represented in the eyes of the SS any value, the quantity of the present - living or dead - had to be in strict accordance with the number of rooms and the names in the list. The bureaucracy did not retreat even before the corpses.

Nothing has quite the same ability to reproduce as barren of paper.

Legs office Desk tend to put down roots.

People off work for the entire working of the universe, and you, cecum, clerical conversations piss on their enthusiasm.

We do not plow, sow not, do not build,
We are proud of the social order
We are paper-important people
We were, and are, we will.
Our service difficult initially,
Need to know what the chief wants,
To guess, to agree not to argue,
And his career does not spoil.
To move paper
Here and flexibility is needed, and courage,
His signature to put the Ile visa
Anyway, that pass over the cornice.
We do not beat refusals, prohibitions,
We as tanks in their offices,
We are perishing, when permitted,
And therefore, all are prohibited.
No stronger paper buildings,
She is not afraid of the wind adjustment
We are fighters, we are the red-tape-monger, the soldiers
A huge machine.
We are paper-important people
We were, are, we,
We do not sow, do not plow, do not build,
We are proud of the social system.

The bureaucracy is eternal. It is impossible to win, but to live without it is impossible.

The first rule of bureaucracy - if you have nothing to say, ask for increase in payment.

- It turns out, the French authorities sent a request to the military, and he spent a month lying on the table of the Lieutenant, and then got on the table and then major General.
- The wheels of international justice are turning slowly.
- Yes, Burt would not be contacted until the end of the century.

See, I'm an engineer by profession, I am very well compute some things. I once wrote a textbook on the fight against bureaucracy. And I quit writing because perestroika began, and I thought they'd be finished. Now, I think we need to return to this subject. <...> And, in particular, was one of the points that if you fight some small fry is the most dangerous. Come out to the top. Once you got to the top - have you secured. <...> Because if you scold someone... Deputy mayor of the city, and knocks you all know where it goes. <...> But if you criticize any official, and you knock out the machine - no one even cares. So, most likely, you'll get there.

For example, I need a piece of paper. Wiping your ass. I'm writing a memo, where you justify the need for such action. Viziru General, head of the financial part, the Deputy for paper issues. Make your statement all the corrections that they require, each time printing a new piece of paper. Send a memo to the office. There she lies, if not lost. A month. Other. Six months is. Finally, is going to a Competent Commission, which decides whether I wipe your ass or not. All this time the General fuck me: "why do you, Alexander I., ass wiped?". I answered: "the question pending in a Very Competent Commission." General important nods and puts me in an example to other heads of departments. Even awards a prize. The result is a Very Competent Commission decides once again to optimize costs and not to give me a piece of paper. The bottom line - spent half a pack of paper, two pounds of printer toner for three weeks of work time, received several awards, but the ass was dirty.

Bureaucracy will kill us before the asteroid arrives. Need to think more broadly than the government and act much faster.