Book: Vulgar sketches



- I want to save you from loneliness...
Come... I'll make up our double bed, it was empty for so long... You didn't save me... I miss you...
№ 392568   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2020 / 07:12
Is that what you want and how you want. Here "when" is more difficult only.
№ 392389   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 22:21
If I were to develop their own direction, and you will have your direction I mean me and you, it is what we get.
№ 392388   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 22:18
Can not only hang noodles on the ears of women, but also to remove it from there...
№ 392250   Added MegaMozg 25-04-2020 / 19:54
Often a woman is nothing to talk about... And especially hurt when this woman is beautiful, gentle, affectionate, pleasant to the touch and by ear...
№ 392057   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2020 / 13:46
It's too long It was looking to so just let go...
№ 392056   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2020 / 13:42
Man is born in order to receive. A lot of them, really! And the key here is Sex. So each male should have all the things that moves and is equipped with female genital slit, and without any remorse. Women is also a concern.
№ 391965   Added MegaMozg 23-04-2020 / 00:57
If you want to fall in love with a woman vilobi it so that she's in love with you.
№ 391865   Added MegaMozg 21-04-2020 / 23:21
"Effect of camel" doesn't work on me, because I came up with it.
№ 391797   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 22:15
Independent men it is necessary to take the balls. Preferably literally. If for no eggs it is necessary to try to touch the soul. Preferably those eggs.
№ 391796   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 22:12
About the colors.
There is nothing emilina than flowers on a first date. She walks down the street next to Him... like a fool, holding this worthless bunch, and all the passers-by with a smile looking at Them, knowing that the date the couple first time... And staring at you is a woman betting on the tote when you will give him and give it even... if it comes from you before the wedding... don't freak if he's a virgin do you... and so on...
And yet this bunch of hinder your movement, prevents you to go "flying gait" and so you... wrinkling and rubbing the flowers, inadvertently looking through the eyes of the ballot box...
№ 391701   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 11:48
The difference between a dreamer and Octomom - not just huge and fundamental...
№ 391700   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 11:45
Specifics always sounds too calculating, even if it is a Declaration of love.
№ 391596   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 23:36
About ignore.
There are times when a Woman likes you, and you 100% know she likes you, you started it not childish, she is ready to give you... a little bit More and sex! But she's not picking up or responding to texts. All of a sudden. You shied away by the current, after all you have almost a section and almost landed. Your Suceska essence celebrates the victory on the next hole, but... bummer. For no reason and suddenly. And here the most difficult to keep from re-call, SMS, letter gunnedah where you all started...
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If a woman starts to ignore you for no reason, it means that she has a reason for this ignore. In 90% of cases ignore - eternal in the sense of you, you will never give and will not allow... And do not care about your men's unbelief. Admit it. Look for a new sucker, and this sometimes masturbate, fantasy presenting your first time...
(conditionally zatsenzureno version)
№ 391369   Added MegaMozg 16-04-2020 / 11:42
To touch a woman.
Men love in conversation with a strange woman to touch her. Sleeve or arm, blowing a speck of dust from her neck, straightening her hair, and so on... Thus, the male establishes tactile contact, essentially "labeling" the female their self. In the hope that the female sought I like it and she soon, if not flow, but will melt after falling into men's arms...
However-however... Most of the time, the lady like touch, and not because the male does not like it, but because the Woman does not like to be touched by unfamiliar people, and personal sympathy here departs on the second plan.
So unfamiliar female better to touch when she first touched you. Not before. But it's too late.
№ 391368   Added MegaMozg 16-04-2020 / 07:33