Author of quotes: Natalia Krasnova. Page 4



Only for some reason every time another boyfriend said to me: "I'm really married, but it's not a hindrance to our senses?", I said, "I feel disgusted, and that feeling that your marriage is generally not a hindrance."
№ 385285   Added MegaMozg 28-12-2019 / 22:52
And recently I noticed that my cuckoo is also moving out. She's still not completely moved out. My cuckoo cuckoo sitting on his suitcases, anxiously opening the beak. I even think I hear a thin voice of my cuckoo, "Natasha, another case - and I'm moving out! I'm all set!" That's my cuckoo, already on the verge of a nervous breakdown cuckoo.
№ 385284   Added MegaMozg 28-12-2019 / 22:50
... I was terribly interesting: but where is the line when the lack of sex the woman becomes the driver of the trolley?
№ 382194   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2019 / 20:32
A normal man would not write poetry, draw pictures, sing songs about you doing all this hysterical men, but we are looking for normal. You've probably guessed, but I can tell you for sure, because hundreds of studies and scientists came to the conclusion that all creative people are crazy. All. That is why we often read in magazines headlines like: "the Famous singer Microphones smashed the guitar on the head of the police," or "Actor Papanin entered into an intimate relationship with a stool". So, if you really need the right man, forget about the actors, writers, Directors, photographers, in General, about all forget, in addition to businessmen and workers from the factory.
№ 382193   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2019 / 20:30
... we are a little afraid of the Russians. You are a strange and impulsive. You can hate or love without warning and justification.
№ 382192   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2019 / 20:28
And then he made me promise never to watch Russian football. And Russian films. And even in the pool.
Quote Explanation: He's an American who came to Russia
№ 382191   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2019 / 20:26
So, girls, if a man is intimidated by you phrases: "I'll find someone, and you will remain a spinster without sex," pretend scared. He feared for the psychological state of your husband. Because the normal man is unlikely to keep the woman of blackmail and intimidation. And crazy we don't need.
№ 379624   Added MegaMozg 30-09-2019 / 12:06
Nesmeyana Princess sits in her tower, and the princes sought her in every possible way. And I have a sickly suspicion that, having, the Prince dragged her out of the tower with the words: "Well, che, Princess? And now the children and the farm lead the way, sad face!" We don't know about the sequels to famous fairy tales. All ends with "there was a feast and a wedding." But after the wedding what? What's on the other side of romance?...
№ 354839   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:26
We are getting better and if a number of us LOVING man. The man we LOVE. Don't think too many things should match? In most cases, these are two completely different men. But it happens that everything fits in one. And then the woman happy.
№ 354838   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:25
Henpecked is not the kind of man who gives flowers, hugs and pleases his woman with compliments. Henpecked - is someone who does for his woman all of the above out of fear to be punished.
№ 354837   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:24
If you ask who my idol among fairy tale characters, I have to be honest - Baba Yaga. An old woman from their hut lives away from human problems. Sometimes, she comes to some kind of Ivan the Fool for advice, she in the bath soars, your fantasy embodies and releases. Well, not a beauty do?
№ 354836   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:23
You are fixated on marriage That really scares men. Yes there is. This women scares. I recently the store clerk Intrusive offered to buy the bag, describing how great she is: beautiful and convenient, and "I daughter a I took, looks pretty cool". I didn't buy. Not because I didn't need the bag. Need! I dropped the bag there and came! But I subconsciously felt some kind of a trick. For good reason the seller is so hard to sell me this bag, something's wrong with her.
№ 354835   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:22
If indeed the battery was the exponent of love, why in the registry office receptionist delfinchik his voice is not added to the end of the speech: "And now, as a sign of love and loyalty, young, tadahito each other!"
№ 354834   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:21
Male friendship is based more often on physical support (help), female - always on the spiritual (listen and support).
№ 354833   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:20
Revenge ex girlfriends is a thankless task. And this is not your concern. Friend is a traitor - how spoiled Apple: leave him alone, and it will rot.
№ 354832   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2018 / 17:19