Author of quotes: Robert Orben

The holiday is a time when people spend huge amounts of money to watch the rain come down in other countries.

A toast to your wife? I don't drink it - I drink for her.

In the wedding ceremony are two rings: one worn on the bride's finger, the other threaded into the nose of the groom.

My wife called a dumb blonde, but this is not true: she's not blonde.

"The happiness money can't buy." Usually I hear it from those who do not have neither one nor the other.

Modern art is when you buy a picture, to close the hole in the wall, and come to the conclusion that the hole looks better.

Global problems have become complicated enough that their decision is not taken even teenagers.

Nowadays everyone has a hard time. Teenagers live in a world terrorized by the extremists; the adults live in a world that terrorize teenagers.

Live every day as if this day is your last, and very soon he will be the last.

Psychoanalysis is when you pay 35 dollars per hour to complain about myself.

The first problem of parents is to teach children how to behave in polite society; the second is to find decent society.

When you stand at the edge of the cliff, jump to fly, not to fall.
When you stand on the edge of the cliff, jump to fly, not to fall.

Yet you cling to your "stability", someone close brings to life your dreams.

The worst thing is not "not work again". The worst is "I don't want to try."