Character: Kirill Maximov

With me would be easier, huh? I'm willing to help. Let all will be well and Home, and Moscow-the capital and the whole of progressive mankind. I'm the only dumb from birth. Before I explain what it is, I don't understand.

I finally realized that to negotiate with them would be Oh how difficult. When in addition to the two sides in the negotiations involved the invisible God and the devil is very, very difficult negotiations...

You, of course, a good man. Choked me with an expression of sincere sorrow on his face.

The hat is killing me. It is not accepted in Moscow to wear straw hats. Even in the heat. Even the old people, if they have not already fallen into insanity.

I immediately saw a White Rose in a long black dress with sweetheart neckline for his age... the old Lady graciously nodded to me and said something full of middle-aged woman standing next to... Neckline she was as defiant, but at least something reasonable. But light turquoise dress she clearly advised the enemy.

I suddenly remembered the song he loved to listen to father, about a man who lives in an old house. There is another window goes out into the field, the other in the forest, and the third on the ocean. Probably a song about functionality-customs officer like me. I just can't remember who sang it. Someone from the non-professionals seems to be - whether the famous traveler, or a cook... But sang surprisingly well, mentally, apparently, I enjoy a man long. Will have to find and listen to.

And yet inevitably an inherent fear chill crawl between the shoulder blades. What to do - unwhipped generation still lying across the bench. Waiting for for it will cut off the rod.

Will have to learn how to cook. And then I have in the repertoire of just two dishes: eggs fried and boiled chicken. You may think that I have a personal dislike of the unfortunate bird and try to destroy her offspring and in every possible way.

This is what powers it was necessary to strike? I, frightened looked at his own hands. So want to dig deeper in the nose and half a head come off...

- Your accomplice, we will also catch - threatened a police officer. He clearly felt at ease.
Yeah. Tell me, sir, Krzysztof, and if I was not from Russia - you have me as recklessly caught?
"Of course," said Krzysztof. Is my function! Although, of course, Russian I do not like.
- For what?
- And for everything!
- Strange, of course, ' I said. - The whole of Europe with each other constantly it was, the dust was flying. Not only like us...

The worst thing that can think a fugitive is hiding. The only salvation of a fugitive - running, hiding - no more than child's play.

They say that the fate did not go away. However, some believe that man is himself the Creator of your destiny. But I think they are all right. Man - this is fate. There's always something you can change. What is able to cross. But there is something that will never commit. What is not capable. Though the wall beysya head.

The national idea... ha. What national idea in white mice in a cage? Who will be allowed on experiments who feed the boa and whom to leave on the reproduction of...
Magic wands no. Over.

But to throw a tantrum without an audience is just too stupid.