Character: Alexander Merkulov



Did your grandchildren beat you up because you're old and tedious? Talk to them in their language, bro. Haters, izi, shiza, zasquar, luxury, fiska, lol, avatar - googled and learned. Be well done and the grandchildren will turn to face you!
Quote Explanation: Alexander Merkulov's blog "Old age in joy" - advice to pensioners.
№ 415739   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 13:09
Stop walking like a homeless bum! Buy yourself a fashionable suit and walk like a person.
Quote Explanation: Alexander Merkulov's blog "Old age is a joy" - advice to pensioners.
№ 415738   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 13:06
- And sho you thought, sho will wipe the snot? I say it as it is. Youth - she will figure it out herself, without you, without the old fart! By the way, a good toast: come on, to you, to the old fart!
№ 415735   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:57
- No, no, no, thanks. Ants in the bottom are, of course, romance, but only for ants.
№ 415733   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:51
- In a nutshell, the tension in the world is growing.
№ 415731   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:45
- Kapets! I wanted to wish the person good morning, it would be better if I passed by!
№ 415729   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:39
Fake books, fake people - fake life!
№ 415728   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:36
- This is the restoration of social justice.
- Shit! And who rubbed me here yesterday: "You can't take someone else's! How can you do that!" I'm almost like that.
- Well done, remembered. You can't take someone else's, yes, but you can take the loot! That's all, that's all - stolen from the people, and I'm with us who?
№ 415727   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:33
Revenge is a bluff.
Empty whim, don't hurt.
And justice cannot be done by revenge.
The villain died, instantly and without pain.
And now I have to live with this pain.
№ 415726   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:30
- I don't understand why men love young wine? Yes, bright taste, quickly intoxicating, fun with it, and then what? Headache, nausea, allergies. Is it all worth it, and, Sasha?
- So, what are you proposing not to drink at all?
- Well, why, drink, still how to drink. You just need to choose the right drink. Over the years, the wine becomes even better, the taste is softer, more refined. It turns the head, excites the imagination, unleashes the tongue. Aged wine gives a completely different feeling.
Quote Explanation: Over a conversation about wine, Olga masks the conversation about women.
№ 415725   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:27
- Yes, since then, little has changed.
№ 415724   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:24
- Clear. In a word, Satan's ball - ghouls, evil spirits, ghouls.
№ 415723   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:21
- I go to the bathhouse in the summer, to the bathhouse! By the way, you go there too!
№ 415722   Added MegaMozg 24-03-2021 / 12:18