TV series: Seventeen moments of spring. Page 1

- You have sick kidneys?
- No.
- Sorry. Sorry. Because this decoction is very helpful for kidney patients.

I hate women.
Why? What you hate us so much?
- Women are worse than villains. There, at least, everything is clear. And the woman first, the molasses will dissolve, and then twist you, she'll cheat on you with your friend if you're not diminished.
Ha ha... you wife has cuckolded! ... ha-ha-ha-ha...

In order to defeat the enemy, you need to know its ideology. Isn't it? And learn it during the battle - to be doomed to failure.

Mueller is immortal, immortal in this world investigation.

To be a simple financier - then to screw it up.

Just ... of all people on Earth, I love children and the elderly.

... the more honest I'll tell You, the bigger liar You may seem.

You know, I was taught to argue only with those who can be trusted to the end.

That old doctor told me that during childbirth, he can determine the nationality of any woman... [Pause]... you Know, women screaming during childbirth...
- I thought they sing songs.
- Understand, kid, they scream in their native language, in the dialect of the area where they were born. So you scream "Mommy" in Ryazan.

- Nothing, I will scream in German.
- Well, well. Can add a little bit of Russian battle. Only do it with a Berlin accent.

... Not really, I believe those who revolves around bosses and stands without the need for our party meetings. Mediocrity. Talkers. Loafers.

Actions and deeds are one and the same.

... And this... silent I love silent ones. If a friend is silent - is a friend. If the enemy is the enemy. I respect them. They have a lot to learn.

No future without a past.