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Cats - too narcissistic, critical and independent, too much like people...
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MegaMozg 13-04-2020 / 11:03
I and your cat
Heat your bed.
No we can't sleep
From us not to escape.
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Viker 04-04-2020 / 09:31
The cat showed the presence of complete lack. Probably discarding his mortal body, he started to wander to distant worlds with rivers of milk and cream shores.
Quote Explanation: from the story "the Ant", the collection "Of the Grasshoppers"
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Viker 04-04-2020 / 09:19
Love, like a cat suddenly comes and goes, warms and scratches.
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MegaMozg 30-03-2020 / 12:06
Here's your toilet.
- No, thank you, I have carpet.
Quote Explanation: That Brand in the body of a cat
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MegaMozg 29-03-2020 / 12:39
Odessa scientists geneticists crossed a cat with a lizard. Now it is not possible to permanently castrate...
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MegaMozg 28-03-2020 / 00:48
When a cat meows, so he opened the door to the room, but not out. He didn't want to leave. He alludes to the room left of you.
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MegaMozg 27-03-2020 / 04:33
Egyptians, by the way, cats were worshiped!
- Yeah. And dung beetles!
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MegaMozg 10-01-2020 / 22:14
Who would have guessed that the outhouse was going to be so genius?
Quote Explanation: Anton Chekhov about a Housecat, found in the outhouse.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2020 / 15:32
The law of a Cat: are No closed doors. It's too quiet "meow!".
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MegaMozg 11-12-2019 / 13:34
Justin Tim Schneiderman-Fitzpatrick! Don't even touch the cat, I forgot about the Allergy? <...> Justin, I'm not going to repeat, leave the cat alone! I want to get high antihistamines before lunch?
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 02-12-2019 / 12:28
The older son in the house Gekiga no voice when it comes to decision-making. The hierarchy consists of the mother, then Komachi, then my father, last I. Yes, and the highest position occupied by cats, you know? They look at people as servants.
Quote Explanation: Volume 5. Chapter 1.
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MegaMozg 18-11-2019 / 10:02
I have ready
For you, a bunch of cats,
Very fresh cats!
They don't fade like flowers.
Wilting roses and Jasmine
Wither Dahlia flower beds,
Little flowers wither in the garden,
Meadow and pond,
I have a bunch of cats
Amazing beauty,
And, in contrast to the colors
He meows in his mustache.
I carry a bunch of cats,
Give me rather a vase.
Very fresh cats
It can be seen immediately!
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MegaMozg 20-09-2019 / 14:27
What you need and cats, and people to survive the difficulties, hope.
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MegaMozg 19-09-2019 / 23:15
Nanny brushed the cat off the throne.
The cat has the right to watch the king announced it.
- Not with this expression.
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MegaMozg 19-09-2019 / 00:09