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Welcome to the "Gremlin Air". Ladies and gentlemen, you will laugh, but our plane still flew!
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MegaMozg 23-10-2018 / 19:20
I look at my plane, it looks like a pen that will write soon on the black sky goodbye.
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MegaMozg 11-10-2018 / 23:15
Day departure day arrival day count
We ordered the times the speed limit.
We like birds, we like birds, we fly,
Because each hour value.
Airport! Standing at the ramp.
Airport! Misses me height.
Airport! Look: I met someone
At the end of the air bridge.
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MegaMozg 16-09-2018 / 09:02
If you have decided firmly
Hijack a plane to the West,
But I can't figure out
Than pilots scare
Read them passages
From today's paper, -
And are they to any
Together with you will fly.
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MegaMozg 14-06-2018 / 14:04
How quick and easy this air chariot. That's just makes a little noise.
Quote Explanation: On the plane
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MegaMozg 08-06-2018 / 19:06
People who are able to fly a plane, always there, but the need I am a Creator of airplanes - aviakonstruktor.
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MegaMozg 25-05-2018 / 23:10
The plane is not a weapon of war and not a tool for Commerce. The aircraft is a beautiful dream, and the designer is the one who embodies that dream.
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MegaMozg 25-05-2018 / 23:09
Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight attendant, we are sorry to have inconvenienced you and you pretty shocked. This happens because of the constant air pockets. There is no reason to panic. Have a pleasant flight.
... By the way, there is someone on Board who could land the plane?
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MegaMozg 29-03-2018 / 09:04
Sunset in half the sky! Dark land.
The smoke from the fires covers the fields,
And in the sky draws a trail slogger-plane.
Towards night who it is?
I look after, although a lot of cases
Always want to reach...
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MegaMozg 28-03-2018 / 07:45
See Golubaya dal -
To break such a just sorry.
Sorry you can't see her. Our way is difficult and far.
My Phantom sweeps to East.
I make a left turn
I'm the executioner, not the pilot:
Bend over the gun - and rocket race to the goal.
Ahead of another round.
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MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 17:53
Someone wants to be first class, and someone wants to be in business class. But when the plane crashes, killing all.
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MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 15:53
Remember, she assured me:
"I'll write as soon as you get off the plane".
But there is nothing, not a word.
Remembering that she said for sure
I'll write you the minute I'll get off the plane.
Nothing, not one single word.
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Viker 27-12-2017 / 16:52
Who said penguins can't fly?!
Quote Explanation: Penguins by stealing a plane
2 Season
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MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 02:09
... the plane is clearly going down, down, down, like Alice down the rabbit hole.
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MegaMozg 16-09-2017 / 12:03
On the plane, I can say the same thing about dieting: this is the best thing to recommend to another person.
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MegaMozg 01-05-2017 / 08:32