TV show: The thoughts that you had no idea

When someone said, "Isaac Newton spinning in his grave" in response to a simple error in physics. But if Newton heard that his body rotates in a coffin without the influence of external forces, he would have spun in his grave.

People are worried about what kind of planet we leave for our children, but no one thinks about what children will we leave our planet.

Get tips on acquaintance with the opposite sex from beautiful people is the same as and get business advice from people who have won the lottery.

Many say that a dog is man's best friend. But I don't even have an enemy, which would look directly into my eyes and shit would be on my carpet.

When I miss the Eclipse, then I say that the next one will be in 100 years. And then I miss another Eclipse in a month.

A baby that cries loudly and makes a strange motion with his hands and feet, it's like the player first time playing the game and trying to deal with management.

What a stupid phrase - "ignorance of the law is no excuse"? Are you serious? Laws are so many and they are so complex that in order to understand them, created a separate profession, which still have to study for about five years.

Man is superessentially intelligence created by nature, and now he's slowly destroying her. The same we fear and from a computer artificial intelligence that they themselves have created.

I wonder what random NPC in games, when he learns that he left the person who cut you lawn for three gold coins, defeated the main evil in all your universe?

Always so easy to accidentally fall asleep on the couch, except when I really want to sleep on the couch.

If I had superpowers, I would have squandered them nowhere, as their life potential

If anti-aging products work so well, then why every year they employ different models for advertising?

Women my age don't tell me that I'm beautiful, but an elderly friend of my grandmother telling me I'm handsome. Oh, why I'm not living in the sixties, when they were young?

University is an amazing place. You seem to be an unemployed alcoholic, but my parents are so proud of you!