Author of quotes: Temporary worker
Understanding comes with time. And just when you need it.
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MegaMozg 30-06-2020 / 14:27
At first glance I think that we're screwed. However, this was felt and for a second opinion. Yes that there, even on the third.
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MegaMozg 30-06-2020 / 11:30
Worse than an angry woman can only be indifferent. Remember, if after another unplanned spree you don't put caps and not give a "taste" kicked in, all very bad. Most likely, held not only love but even the interest of your humble person.
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MegaMozg 28-06-2020 / 00:54
- Filth! - he shouted. - Filth! Help! Help, kill!
- It is proven that it is better to yell "fire" instead of "kill," I prompted, wondering at his own cynicism, more people respond.
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MegaMozg 27-06-2020 / 15:03
Heroically die for something. The owner of the house, giving up armed robbers, killed for his family that was hiding in the garage. COP caught in the crossfire of repeat offenders, for a peaceful and tranquil life of the citizens. Firefighter inhaling carbon monoxide, for the sake of a little girl. I was dying for anything.
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MegaMozg 27-06-2020 / 14:30
Experienced and wise lucrezias couple of millennia ago, gave a brilliant phrase. Loosely translated something like: "it's Nice when the sea is raging and the wind drives the waves, watch the shore for someone else's war." And I was totally agree with him. Stock up on popcorn, beer, sit on a sun lounger and enjoy to watch someone else's war.
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MegaMozg 23-06-2020 / 13:18
In my head somehow spun that stupid joke you used uncle Dima: "Come on in, the guest will not like it - slaughter".
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MegaMozg 23-06-2020 / 13:09
Through seemed depressed, like a tourist caught by mistake instead of Amsterdam in the North-Kurilsk.
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MegaMozg 23-06-2020 / 12:57
Yes, that's us, man-to-man. When global is coming over and you don't know what to do, it's time to thump.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2020 / 06:18
Save this guilty face. A cast of plaster you will do on the wall.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2020 / 05:45
... if you want to be healthy, eat alone and in the dark.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2020 / 05:42
Like attracts like. If you are happy, cheerful people, all looking positive, and in life you will meet such people. If a complete pessimist, every new minute waiting another dirty trick from the Universe, then this filth will attract. If the last scum, which can only parasitize on others, and the company you will be appropriate. Because it is easier. However, for every action there is a reaction. I also realized a long time ago. Do not confuse it with justice. Because, unfortunately, not always people will be recompensed according to their deserts. But when you climb up on the heads of others, you need to be prepared that your curly top snaps someone's leg.
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MegaMozg 21-06-2020 / 05:33
- Alive - Bast sighed, looking at me with that cloak?
For Auntie naked from the bushes spying. And they saw me. On the strength of strayed.
- Funny, - with a stern look made brownie, comedian direct.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2020 / 23:06
She pointed to one of the houses. According nailed the sign with a picture of the bulb, there lived an alchemist. The door moved heavily, as if opposing our appearance. And inside was dark.
- Is anybody there?
- With these words to the crypt consists, not in the shop - he heard in the darkness.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2020 / 23:03
To continue the unfinished work for the professional activity stupid and generally useless. For example, in India, since ancient times, each silk rug was made only by one master for a long time. God forbid what will happen to coproduce, so it was all for nothing. No one had not occurred to continue the work.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2020 / 22:48