Character: Chris. Page 2

I've never been afraid of public speaking for as long as I didn't have to do public speaking.

The hardest to find gift for man who has everything is to find a gift for the man who wants nothing.

- Dad, what gift do you want for father's Day?
- You want to make me a gift for father's Day? Pay one of these bills, son.

- I was confined to bed - a little sheepishly said Sophie, intently watching the reaction of Chris, when they broke the kiss. She smiled more broadly.
The doctor need to perform. Come on, my car in the Parking lot.

- You move without the turn signals? said in her ear so familiar and such a mocking sweet voice.
- You still bump into people and grab them without permission.

- ... I had a tumor in his groin.
- Bad place for a tumor.
- Is there good?
The groin of the other person.

- Do you want to meet her or not?!
- I want to marry her...
- I'm sorry, but first you have to meet her - so usual!

If you become a victim of others, you're avoiding the fate of becoming his own victim. It is in your power. It depends on you.

We are able to change. If the person realizes that behaved badly, it gets better. We are free Karim, free!

- Your summary is quite unusual. We have no so many didn't write on cigarette packages.
Well... I like to recycle.

Just believe that events have a hidden meaning.

- I just don't understand why you took this job. Mm? Why?
- I surprised myself.
- Well, come on, come on, tell me!
- There was a guy in El Paso who took off his clothes and jumped into a patch of cactus. I asked him why?
And?
- It seemed to him that it was a good idea.

... But then you asked me to try. And for the first time in my life I felt that someone cared. And that someone was worth it to try. And now I'll -- I'll make world's largest sandwich if you ask me, my old ladies right in the milkings, will fill the rivers with Panda juice POPs. I screwed up pretty bad and more than sorry. I love you, JAL. You're the best that I have in this world...

The father?
- Tired.
- Mother?
- Bald.
What?
- Oh, sorry, I was still on the father.