Character: Basil

Now we'll take it off, Cameron will suck it off.

- And you, Ilya? - I asked. - You met your soul mate?
Ilya smiled and replied:
You wouldn't believe, but I'm still in the search. I feel that the time has come, but not yet met the right one.
- What should happen? - I asked. - How you feel before you your woman?
- Will be, like you said, the spark, and not just thrust. You want not only to possess her as a woman, but to Wake up beside her every morning.

- And what is love in your opinion? - I asked.
- Hmm... - Ilya frowned. - No single answer. To describe the state of love difficult. Each has it own.
- For example?
- Some love is affection. In the latter respect. The third is understanding. IV, trust and loyalty. At the fifth - something intangible. At the sixth all together.
- So, - said I, - sixth the happiest.
"Perhaps," smiled Elijah. Happiness too each his own.

Happiness at everyone, but not everyone it happy.

They say that men don't cry. Don't believe it. Men cry. Crying, like all real people.

- I'm afraid of infidelity? asked the psychologist.
- No. I think if a woman cheats, then it's always a man, then he was insufficiently attentive to her.

- I'm afraid of infidelity? asked the psychologist.
- No. I think if a woman cheats, then it's always a man, then he was insufficiently attentive to her.

You? Pathetic garbage man?
- You have the wrong information. I garbage was never collected, I get rid of him.

I believe that all-consuming love was invented by the writers.
In such a life there is no love.
Everything in life is prosaic and boring.

Children, school going,
The cock crowed for a long time!
Only our G. N. Safronov
The night before ha... Georgiy Nikolaevich! It's already out of the ordinary! Get up now!

Who gets up early, God gives.

- Did you know that the actors were not buried in the churchyard?
- Yes, because there was nothing to bury! They were burned on the stage in flames.

In the police station, I realized that actors love. It's a prestigious profession, because people need to see themselves on the screen.
- Now you love and fuck send. We love is all very well, but when people are sick, and soon all will become very bad, we will have to burst like a burst soap bubbles.

- What's with the pause on the stage!?
Had pause! I experience her range of emotions.
"Yes!" And the audience thought that the intermission and went to the buffet cognac to drink!
- Alex, and when you're talking, you're half an hour every word gave birth! I have wanted to do a cesarean! That, "I don't know how to play - play it strange"!?
It's because I think about the meaning of the words, not chattering them like you!
- My dear, if you say so carefully, it soon will speak to no one! All fall asleep or leave!