Character: Giuseppe Cagliostro

- I see, I see, but we are at the beginning of the experiment. Gold from mercury appears on the tenth day, love from hostility - on the fifteenth... We are on the road for two weeks. The critical moment is coming!

- And I, the fool, was going to die. Ask, father, maybe you should get married one last time?

I hope shooting yourself in the presence of a guest is not contrary to your customs?

Alexey: - You are a guest, you are supposed to shoot first.

- Unworthy!

- Oh, Lord, what are you saying, gentlemen? What a misunderstanding! Our guest talks about completely different phenomena!

- Yes, there are a lot of them here - long-livers.

So many fables have been made up about me that I get tired of refuting them.

- Barbaric customs: keys are handed out, but there are no locks.

I feel there were people of a skeptical disposition, therefore - back to the meal. See this fork?
Well...
- Shall I eat it?
- Make a favor.
Yes You are, count! God Have Mercy! You have me as the mistress of shame! Now dessert... Fimka, well you are! Get blancmange with jelly!
[Cagliostro eating fork]
- Yes, it's from the heart. Great. Admirable. Spoons I have patients a lot of times swallowed, I must admit. But to so, for dinner - for dessert, and a sharp object!? Wonderful! For this you have our sincere heartfelt thanks. Well if, of course, in addition to iron objects, and even porcelain can eat - then... just no words.

- I knew that I would be misunderstood...
- We knew about it.
- In the nobility of the human has long no one believes.
- No one.
- A pity...

- Russian language is not complicated.
- Absolutely.
- Shame on you. Here Margadon - wild man...
- Well, worse then?
And we learned... Margadon!
My study is always good, to work must the girl do not spit into the well useful. And as the saying goes.