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- Please, Mom. They are not racehorses.
- Please, Mom. They are not racehorses.
№ 430975   Added MegaMozg 19-10-2021 / 20:06
“Horror,” said Angus Crow, “great power. If machines were running on it, we could move entire cities, and then we wouldn't need horses to pull these damn carriages. Horror drives many.
№ 430451   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2021 / 13:48
- Exactly.
№ 429573   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 18:30
Her name was Mary Ann. Tumor on the optic nerve. Naturally, an autopsy was conducted during the inquiry. I spent hours studying the results of the scans in preparation for surgery, but I didn't know about her tattoo - a broken heart, the fact that she broke her arm as a child, riding a horse without a saddle, nor about many other things that her body told me about. And I didn't care until she died.
№ 423352   Added MegaMozg 16-07-2021 / 13:27
“I'm sure the horses are from outer space.
№ 422287   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 11:09
- More English than you think. Countryside, big old house, horses, dogs, walks in the rain, burning wood in the fireplace, garden apples, lack of money, cheap dresses, neglected garden ...
№ 421783   Added MegaMozg 01-07-2021 / 19:03
Italy is a paradise for horses and a hell for women.
№ 418695   Added MegaMozg 07-05-2021 / 17:09
Listen, Toby. Assholes like Benedict will always rule the sky. Well, let! They do not have our fuse, there is no flame. Don't you think to lose it! And if you do, I will personally inject it back into you. Do you think I'm kidding? Would you like to check? I doubt.
№ 412964   Added MegaMozg 04-02-2021 / 08:51
You know, horses are different from people, they are loyal.
№ 407484   Added MegaMozg 26-11-2020 / 14:03
“For you, one and a half tons of gold is nothing? ... Really? ...” Geyser's smile did not at all resemble a smile. - But for me one and a half tons of gold is not a trifle! ... Can you imagine!
Quote Explanation: Dialogue between brothers on an archaeological expedition. The brothers found Batu's horse, made of gold.
№ 407196   Added MegaMozg 20-11-2020 / 23:51
- Not that he couldn't. How do you talk about horses?
- Dangerous at both ends and treacherous in the middle. I don't like a sentient being jumping between my legs. Thank you. Better give me a bike. It's the 91st year. It's better in a hot air balloon.
- Is there a more talkative animal?
№ 406863   Added MegaMozg 15-11-2020 / 01:48
Without hope, a man is no better than a draft horse pulling a heavy cart with its sorrows.
№ 405872   Added MegaMozg 25-10-2020 / 11:33
- Are you alive?
- That's tin... Just put out all the lights...
- What happened to you?
- I was first eaten by a rhinoceros, and then I slaped from the sky.
- Yes, that was exactly the case.
- It's just a hippopotamus. They are omnivores, at a short distance they are faster than a horse, and the bite force they have - eight thousand newtons ... HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!
- You're an expert zoologist.
- Am I still a fat guy?
- Alas, yes.
№ 404457   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2020 / 11:09
- I'm ready to take an example, chief, but in what? ...
№ 404017   Added MegaMozg 17-09-2020 / 01:54
- Nonsense! You people are so funny.
№ 403916   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2020 / 20:51
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