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Each creature has a name for a reason:
Stinky skunk beware of the tail,
Caresses are stolen so that you will not hear,
You will not be more insidious than mice,
Gossip Magpies will speak deaf,
Crazy ferrets, ask anyone.
But worse than a rat creature can not be found.
From them one trouble, what to hide!
Adults and children have known for a long time:
The fewer rats, the better to live in the world!
№ 415102   Added MegaMozg 16-03-2021 / 01:42
The captain knows the state of the ship, but the bilge rats know more.
№ 414142   Added MegaMozg 25-02-2021 / 20:30
Seriously, Maggie? Here is a harbinger of hell, and you are afraid of the rat?
№ 412256   Added MegaMozg 28-01-2021 / 11:30
Rats are disgusting little creatures, life is full of them. I'm too used to seeing people like this, so rodents are not a problem.
Quote Explanation: Character from the text role-playing game "Barefoot on Baker Street"
№ 408068   Added Viker 07-12-2020 / 12:51
- I also have problems with rats. And who doesn't? They carry the plague.
- Baines, calm down.
- No, no, no, I'm afraid, dude.
- What do you as a clown?
From rats, I would through a crowd of naked clowns ran.
And through the crowd of naked clowns? ...
№ 399934   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2020 / 21:42
Painful regret, continually painful thought, try to discover how to change what we cannot change, how to establish the other, now a belated move, as again become the architect of an irreparable offense. And next to this work of thought is ruthless fears, just the rats that lurked in the abandoned attic, raised a storm in the far reaches of his brain...
№ 398171   Added MegaMozg 15-06-2020 / 19:51
No, whatever you say, and this moment perfectly - when all the rats have fled, and the ship has not sunk!
№ 396644   Added Viker 01-06-2020 / 11:23
Abroad had problems with rats. It was so bad that we put the traps in the barracks. The Board is led to the bait, tied over a bucket of water. Rats ran around the Board, falling into the bucket and drowned. Painless. But if you pour too much water, they swam for hours, suffering because they had nadeja. But they had no chance, as we all at the mercy of your system.
- Built on the hope of our society.
- On a false hope. I would rather live in chaos than in a society where you have the power.
№ 394065   Added Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:03
You just act like you believe that rats can think, and I promise to pretend to believe that people can do that too.
№ 393855   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 10:54
As said, the Amazing Maurice, it's just a story about people and rats. And the hardest part of it is to decide who is people and who is rat.
№ 393171   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 15:54
Channel rats always survive, no matter how you try to withdraw.
№ 388857   Added MegaMozg 15-03-2020 / 20:47
No idea as you can come up with to create the garbage disposal. It turns out, the builders made the entrance and such: "it was an Excellent entrance, but you know what's missing? Stink! And here's an idea: let on the ground floor, do the garbage and through all the floors let go of a huge pipe, where the people would slop with a roar to throw". So a great idea: so we just solve the problem of the lack of rats in the stairwell And will be rats, and cats will. And cats are cute.
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№ 386190   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2020 / 22:42
If the rats are fleeing the ship - to me they were on the way.
№ 384382   Added MegaMozg 13-12-2019 / 21:44
But rats are very similar to humans. Such as pests, carry diseases. They are willing to do anything to survive in any conditions, they will gnaw your way and eat the other dogs if I have to.
№ 371467   Added MegaMozg 03-06-2019 / 10:06
I find the presence of real rats is much more appropriate and comforting than the company of animals own kind...
№ 371375   Added Viker 02-06-2019 / 13:56