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- Kingdom of heaven?!? You, man, don't even know how to get to the post office! No, what are you talking about?

- What? No! One day the assistant left her post because she cut her hand with a paper knife. And Miranda did not have time to speak with Lagerfeld before his seventeen-hour flight to Australia. Now she works in the TV Guide.

Russia wants to please its customers so much that we sell all related products. Sugar, tights, sausage, matches and pickles. So if we have a nuclear war, we postmen are confident that we will survive. Firstly, we live on such a rogue salary, and secondly, we have the world's stocks of pickled cucumbers.

in a hurry.

I married the first woman who contacted me by email.

Where is my package?

The king, not the king, I don't know. My little thing: the envelope at the address to deliver Yes to the mailbox to put. Here is the letter for example. Who? Read. Russia. Hmm, the whole country was to be a letter. Oh no, then something written. Moscow, street Kiriyenko, the house five. The letter, then around the house? No, no, no, there are still appended at the bottom. Ivanov S. P. That's always the first country, then city, street, house, and at the bottom, so clumsy, Ivanov S. P. And I abroad have visited so they were the opposite: Hera written on the top Fillet Smolke, Stirlitz-straße, düsseldorf. And at the bottom "Germany". Here's how: first person Smolke there or Ivanov, it doesn't matter. It is important that the person I am. And the country - app. That is democracy

To talk about yourself I don't want to, because he did not intend to confidants to take Moscow post office, which this year has made me amazing beastliness; I will write to you on occasion.

What Russia, and this post.

Russian comes the invitation to Hogwarts, because ***ing Russian Post!

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