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For thirty years my mother served what was left of the dinner on the table. No one has ever seen the dinner itself.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2022 / 10:39
No man feels lonely eating spaghetti.
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MegaMozg 29-12-2021 / 15:21
Best of all doctors - apple pie and cheese!
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MegaMozg 29-12-2021 / 15:00
I have been eating poorly since childhood. I spent eleven years at school. Did you see what they give at school? We drank tea from faceted glasses. Are we front-line soldiers or 7 B?
Release Date: 19.12.2021
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MegaMozg 20-12-2021 / 02:42
My wife leads a healthy lifestyle. I perceive this as passive aggression. I hate to eat out of the refrigerator with hummus in it. He can teach bad about my burgers. They can become vegetarian.
Release Date: 19.12.2021
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MegaMozg 20-12-2021 / 02:30
When I choose herring in the store, I always choose the royal one. Because I feel sorry for her, because her whole family was shot.
Release Date: 03.12.2021
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MegaMozg 11-12-2021 / 15:15
- That's what I say: you are lazy.
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MegaMozg 11-12-2021 / 01:36
- Do not. Not everyone needs to wake up. The snake also needs food.
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MegaMozg 10-12-2021 / 21:39
If you pick a pineapple ahead of time, it will poison you. But ripe - will give bliss.
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MegaMozg 10-12-2021 / 19:12
I am convinced that as long as a person lives and moves, he will always find food, even if not the most abundant.
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MegaMozg 10-12-2021 / 15:42
Women are quite sensitive to food. But only to the one they have prepared. Have you ever been accused of eating on the side? When you come home, you see this face and the question: "Have you eaten somewhere? Did Natasha feed you? And you reply: "Yes, we fucked, but not a gram, not a crumb. All on an empty stomach!"
Release Date: 05.11.2021
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MegaMozg 09-11-2021 / 12:00
An endless circle on the eating disorders carousel: Peach mocks Annika's body, Annika sticks her Peach forms in her face. But when the defense falls - [Annika] is on the verge of hysteria.
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MegaMozg 05-11-2021 / 20:03
The most delicious food is the one you share with others.
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MegaMozg 21-10-2021 / 04:39
- Well, I'm sorry, the bananas are dumb, only the crackers remained. Good, kosher ...
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MegaMozg 06-10-2021 / 17:57
Every family, even high in the mountains, kept at least one pig - in the summer the pig worked as a garbage can, and in all other seasons - pork, bacon, ham and sausages.
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Viker 05-10-2021 / 17:38