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He goes to one cap,
Passed the rest to her aunt.
And baton at the ready -
As you get tired, and eat.
№ 392410   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 23:24
The holiday, which always with you
It's lights out.
No wonder people say:
"The soldier sleeps, and the service is".
№ 392408   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 23:18
Here it consists of unwritten rules:
You can not - teach.
Don't want that to happen.
№ 392406   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 23:12
It is here I
And this is my mother.
We will serve with her,
I alone can not do anything.
№ 392401   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 22:57
I don't know no guilt. I was not involved in the crime. I only was serving my country my whole life.
№ 391770   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 19:06
Is Karen Moreno of the vending company "champion". I support.
- Yes?
- I'm calling about your letters, and Mr. Mitchell. At the moment four of them.
- Are you customer service?
- Yes, sir. I am the customer support. Only I.
You usually call customer at two in the morning?
- No. Not really. Never.
- I... I apologize for the inconvenience. I just gave vent to emotions. I didn't expect that someone will read them. I'm sorry if...
- Your letters made me cry, Mr. Mitchell. You have someone to talk to?
№ 390732   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2020 / 13:57
Vocation - a summons to the Lord's service.
№ 389540   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2020 / 12:42
The executioner order, how good of me and the government in Kiev did.
№ 388452   Added MegaMozg 10-03-2020 / 01:59
In our conversations usually the conversation was about the position of Russia. Here I understood the main plagues of our country: jaconelli people, serfdom, the mistreatment of soldiers in service for almost 25 years was hard labor; widespread extortion, robbery and, finally, a clear disrespect to the man at all.
Quote Explanation: the Decembrists
№ 386181   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2020 / 22:24
In Finland the first snow!
8:00 I built the snowman.
8:10 My neighbour is a feminist asked me why I don't blind a snowman.
8:15 am blinded and even a snowman.
8:17 My neighbour is a feminist looked at the tempting Breasts women snow and began to complain that snowmen everywhere objectivesyou.
8:20 gay Family, living nearby, unhappy muttered: better to have concocted the two snowmen!
8:22 Neighbor-a transgender person asked me why I didn't just "Bigfoot" with removable operating parts.
8:25 Vegetarians in the neighborhood reproached for the carrot nose, they say, vegetables are food, not decoration.
8:28 a Black neighbor called me a racist because snowman and a snow - white.
8:31 a Muslim who lives across the street, demanded that the snow woman wore the hijab.
8:40 the police Arrived on a call about the abuse feelings.
8:42 Neighbor-feminist was asked to remove from the snowman a broom, which alludes to the role of Housewives.
8:43 the President of the homeowners Association threatened me with eviction.
8:45 Came to local broadcasters and asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women. Answer: "Snow globes?" (balls - eggs), Immediately received stamp: sexist!
9:00 I was on the morning news, calling a racist, a homophobe, a suspect of insulting the feelings of a terrorist, prone to inciting hatred during the bad weather.
9:10 interrogating Me, demanding to give out accomplices. Children taken by the social services.
№ 386019   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2020 / 14:50
Its birth no matter who was on the doomed discipline, it in the same way and to submit to the throne was born.
№ 385282   Added MegaMozg 28-12-2019 / 22:46
Your faith is not important. The tree does not think about the sun's rays that carry heat. Comes the dawn of a new day. Master the Radiance of dawn and work together for the glory.
№ 376248   Added MegaMozg 11-08-2019 / 08:28
To anyone and get attached to nothing, otherwise you will lose God and heaven, too eager to serve, again, in the name of God. ⠀
№ 374243   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2019 / 16:03
All to listen carefully. Detective David Saperstein rest in peace. He died honorably relieved from the performance of service.
Quote Explanation: The words accompanying the funeral of the police.
1 Season 9 Series
№ 373126   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2019 / 15:05
Are not only benefit. For good or for evil, but always serve.
3 Season 57 Series
№ 372473   Added MegaMozg 14-06-2019 / 03:18