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beverages! What should I drink? These rosy cocktails that make you dry like a unicorn? I don't like women's drinks. They are sweet, they have bubbles in them, they swell from the bubbles. Do you think a woman, after a few glasses, sits on a chair and bends over because she seduces you? No! A man is waiting for a loud track.

Once young I drank whiskey often -
Scottish, Dutch, English.
Then for a while, in general, a short one,
Leaving the whiskey I switched to vodka.
Then I became interested in the drink of pan,
And often the soul was taken away by champagne...
Long ago youth playful,
It's been a long time since I switched to beer.

I love to work, I love to get paid for my work. When I'm tired, I love a comfortable chair, a good cigar, a glass of whiskey and a detective novel with an entertaining intrigue.

If you have lost everything you hold dear and stand on the other side of the law; if the monkey conducts philosophical conversations with you, and the maniac boss cuts off your ear - do not despair. This is your path to enlightenment. Sit on the beach, drink whiskey and relax. As life rolls into the abyss, nudity. When reality turns inside out, go to the gown.

Smack-smack, Foxtrot Whiskey.

- Do you remember the lullaby that I sang to you at night after you fed the goat?
- You didn't sing anything to me. You gave me whiskey until I was cut off.
- Even then, I showed pharmacological talent. Your mother is a miracle!
- Funny... I called you differently!

And the weariness in me is a delight.

Smash me thunder if this thing of yours doesn't clear your brains better than whiskey. Gentlemen, can anyone reproach me for not paying for my whiskey? It can't! Mr. First, I'm yours!

This whiskey tastes better out of a glass because your lips touched it.

- You say that like not to love whisky is a crime! - brianna protested, smiling at Roger above the Cup.
He raised his eyebrows and severe tone, said:
- But, my dear, here Scotland. And dislike whiskey - surely a crime!
- Oh, that's how! - brianna exclaimed, imitating a Scottish accent. - We can only hope that it does not provide the death penalty!

- Well, let's start our alcoholic tour.
Bartender, three whiskeys with soda. And let them bring the Russian waiter, whom I love so much.
- Trololo - lalala ha - hah-ha.. oho-Ho-Ho...

- What night are you drinking?
- In the evening? I'm not going.
- There it is again!
- Don't want to...
- I have to say - vodka or cognac?
- Whiskey.

Anton *takes a big bottle of whiskey in the shockers*
Hall: "NEEEEEEE"
Pasha: "hush, Hush, alcoholics"

I would be quiet. modest corner where the pool on the fifth floor
And you can sleep*dit little piece from all that sleep*woman already
From missiles to small details, from forests - sawdust and dust,
I dream to sleep*to put given, the main reshaly at the top!
You me please forgive, if nonsense are dangerous,
You me for an hour to the pipe will allow myself a little pump,
Gently, skillfully, gently, blow and then jump
In the list of those to whom everything is possible, I desperately want to go!
Give kilometer of the highway, the pipes to dig and change
Do not ask yourself ranks, awards, please let me sleep*do shit*s!
Well, at least remove the movie, all bald on a spirited horse,
Fedka takes half and the other half for me.
SKOLKOVO let go for a minute, okay, meter tiles on Tverskaya
Or whiskey, Maybach, a prostitute, and head to the area of the Serpukhovskaya!
I will not fail, you know, and the blue - was not asleep,
What are you sorry for? People to sleep*to put let! I'm fair share.
Here I sit sad and hurt, through the pain, read the Internet,
A billion of budget money to sleep*wives, again, blame is not the point...
Oh, how pulls to the bowels and budget, with grief and bald (x*ate) lost,
Let! Give sleep*do, I the poet, I have long been ripe for these cases!