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- Why did you bring a cot and their belongings? Gathered here to settle?
- Of course not, - grinned the magician. - I do not like a rented apartment, they lack the warmth, comfort, love of home. And the house, such things are not tolerate and respond to temporary tenants the same.
I remember the garbage that was lying around the bucket in his kitchen, and scattered around the room thing.
- Do you think you more comfortable?
- Me "Yes," shrugged the magician. - Get up, Breakfast I have already warmed up.

- How cool... our Own kitchen, own bath, no neighbours.
This is called cooperative Paradise!
- So you bought the condo?
- Yes, Nellie, it's a nightmare. Worked, got into debt, that's still give. But this is our apartment!
- Of course! And very expensive?
- Well, a one-bedroom costs about five thousand, and one three. It's called housing cooperative "Sputnik".
- "Sputnik"? Sure! The price of space!

- Hello! I have bought an apartment in the new building "Super-ultra-mega-luxury-city"!
And what's the problem?
- What's the problem? And I live in a "Pit-unfinished-all trashed town"!
- All claims to the developer!
- Who is the Builder?
- Scam!

- Our neighbors are a young family of it specialists and employees of the Bank.
- Left - alcoholics. Right - addict. Bottom - brothel. Bingo!
- In the courtyard has everything you need: benches, sidewalks, and even a little Park.
- Mushroom and missiles. Under the mushroom sitting neighbors on the left and a rocket running around the neighbors to the right.

- The facade of our new home is fully insulated and painted in a single color.
- Around the house that were insulated separately. Not a house, and a rainbow. Nick, you can't insulate in blue color, otherwise we will have an LGBT home.

Our homes passed in the beginning of the year and there is still the smell of fresh repair.
- Our house was built at a time when Che had just been born. Therefore, in the entrance the smell.

Obscene apartment...

- Tell me, you moved into the apartment of Fyodor Pavlovich Sablin?
Us!
- God, the house was gone... What will happen to the Central heating?..

To find a decent apartment in new York... as hard as a worthy companion.

Isn't a room. It is a mere well. I feel like a bucket that is to be omitted.
- I'm not allowed to live, Faina.
- And who told you that this is life?

As highly sensitive and air-floating ARKS of small apartments in the big city indifference.

Shopping at the house?
- There!
- Here! Where am I going to go? I f necessary to walk. I have multiple sclerosis leg.

Sun room, chetverty floor, with a balcony!
With a balcony? Not going, head twisted to fall from the balcony, who will be responsible?

- Looked, so there is no phone...
- Have a phone! In the corridor! Common!
- No, no, personal, only personal.
Why?
- Personal well as move - lift, and the total still to pay. I will not go!