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We have Stalin is a tyrant, he killed people, but it is named after the place where people want to live - "Stalinka". I wonder: in Berlin there is a "hitlerowcy"? So you're like, "I'm in Berlin took hitlerowcy". You say: but as you have gas to include? "Yes, he is included, don't worry!"

Apartment I'd taken. Your apartment I always perestaval not to admire. A Deposit right now!

- Ivan Natanovich, what are you doing here?
- Vacuumed picked! This is my apartment!

Oh, rent! Again-great! When this thing is going to be filled?

"Included a mouse in Teremok and began to live in it. Then came the frog-wah and they live together." Mouse can understand. At current prices of a property she cannot afford is not something that one tower, but even a small hole outside Moscow. So the pretty young mouse is forced to live with a frog.

The thermometer.
Oh, this thermometer,
Glass boy
Responsive,
Sensitive nature!
In the apartment someone
Will go back for a couple of days
And he has
Temperature.

Woman interested in male secondary sexual characteristics: apartment, car, salary...

I proletarian be explained by excess.
He lived like mother made, giving birth to.
And that gives me a flat housing,
my worker co-op.
In width! Height - in!
Ventilated, lighted and warmed.
It's all good. But most of all
I liked is:
it's whiter moonlight,
more convenient than the promised land
it is - but what to say about it
this the bathroom.

Temporary housing is the most permanent.

Oscar, welcome! Great news, I managed to save a ficus on the balcony, unfortunately, the same cannot be said about something growing on the bottom of the Laundry basket. Now, take off your shoes, grab Slippers from a basket for shoes and my hands. Not to say that we will have, but the dirty fingers do not belong there.
I have a Laundry basket?..

- Are you going to work today?
- What?
- So, just.
- I want to know whether the apartment is at your disposal?
Is your words.
- Come on, you got your own room. Zombie sex so loud? With groans and growls?
- I just asked if you're going to work.

- Turn off the light optional.
- And let the guests sitting in the dark?
To me nobody comes. I have no friends... I'm an unpleasant person. Gentle blind man, illuminated by the inner light - it's not about me. Immediately warn you. Well, sorry that I called?
- No. Want to be a grump, sitting in the dark, instead of drinking wine upstairs and chat with Clemence, for God's sake, don't be shy.
- I'm not going.
- I noticed. Praise. However, I do not call. Today you are too grumpy and Clemence can not hurt. Everyone has his own cross. Clemence's full of love. She is fifty years old cherishes the dream to find love and a husband. Preferably in one person. An unattainable goal.
- ... Are you with this?
- What? Apartment? Clemence? You?
- First apartment. With the rest of the deal later.

To rent an apartment there is something slavish. This is the only case when the modern man in the phone, someone might be recorded as "Mistress".

The housing problem broke a lot more hearts than friendship, love, sex combined.