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I still believe that music cannot be combined with the computer. Just as you can't mix friends and sex.
№ 393084   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 11:33
Strike smartphone intelligence.
№ 389553   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2020 / 16:39
All so well-developed,
But from me you "got rid"
I wrote on the "personal" and in the mail
Looks like you don't want me...
Your virus protection
My virus a bit!
Have your password and your login
And I am now your "Sysadmin"!
What a nightmare, what a pain,
You changed your password.
Again... ahh...
But you did it in General, nothing,
I know the code
Word (Carrots).
№ 387568   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 13:59
You're not "broken" in any way, But!
Someday I will hack you.
You won't break in any way, But!
And still you I get hacked.
№ 387567   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 13:55
When a few years the cost of a decent digital camera will fall below a thousand dollars, and the power of computers will increase so that will make the special effects and installation of a public - begin to shoot everything. Already, several lovers can take "Saving private Ryan" for six months. In five years they will be able to do the same with "avatar". There will be tens of thousands of Amateur films and festivals. But Mikhalkov and Cameron will lament about the end of Great Art Cinema.
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№ 378174   Added Viker 10-09-2019 / 10:13
Kay, check punched, and he punched zero and turn off the whole system. That, and we've seen his tricks. See, that's the trap, objct "White rabbit" is the entrance into the trap. If you disabled Firewall and Kay check, the computer doesn't register keystrokes. It only remains to check the lines of code one after another.
And how many lines of code?
- Somewhere in the two million...
№ 377073   Added MegaMozg 26-08-2019 / 14:20
Machine! We have enough of, and quite complex. But even the best of them similar to scientists idiots. They are only good for tiring straightforward task, but ask them something difficult, for example, to comfort the widow, and they just scatter into pieces from the strain.
№ 374273   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2019 / 18:02
- Just a minute, sir. The computer figures it out... the Owner!
- What happened?
Machine not stomach that word, master.
- What is the word?
Romantic, sir!
№ 373043   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:20
- Well, let's continue. Let's start with what you know.
- Can the computer make waffles? Knows how to catch ghosts? To make the yogurt, not like snot? Last necessarily.
1 Season 9 Series
№ 362504   Added MegaMozg 27-02-2019 / 03:21
Now the fastest way to learn the truth about the man - his computer.
1 Season 7 Series
№ 353402   Added MegaMozg 19-12-2018 / 00:07
This, as it... Hello! It's like it. Hi Roma. Yeah, at home, Heh. Yeah, I imagine the modem.. To, call me now. Yeah. Come on give me a call. Hae. To. Shi... peak - to-Peak. Hehe, silly.
Quote Explanation: Restored cartoon 2001.
1 Season 2 Series
№ 352674   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2018 / 01:12
... we had no idea what "possesses" in relation to the appearance of the computer until Steve [jobs] we are not told.
№ 352223   Added MegaMozg 06-12-2018 / 11:04
The Internet computer network, the computer - what didet people, after all.
№ 352094   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2018 / 13:02
Neighbors shouting, mats,
As much the wall vibrates.
Then Thomas bought a computer
Windows instaliram!
№ 347086   Added MegaMozg 17-10-2018 / 11:12
Human error is nothing compared to what might do your computer.
№ 346909   Added MegaMozg 15-10-2018 / 02:04