TV show: Ural Dumplings

On New Year's Eve, every driver believes that everyone around is deer, and only he is Santa Claus.

The main thing is not to take off your shoes so that others can sleep.

Tatyana Volkova returned her squirrel surname during the divorce.

Nobody can stomach Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. And you ask why a wolf has gastritis.

In Russian fairy tales everything is the same as in life - remove the external enemy, people will start attacking each other.

- No, no, you sho. I still want when you are found, she was at least something happy.

Pig - not a cigarette, its on the street will shoot.

- Tell the woman SIM. And why your boy doesn't play in the house?
- In the house Yoshiko stuffy...
- Outside the house of Yoshiko heard! May I gently put Esika box from the refrigerator and let for the sake of God is torturing a violin in the shade?
- And you bought a refrigerator? Since when you started to cook more than eat? But which composer is your Socca is trying to turn with the flute?
- I beg You not to crease my sleeves. It's music, I advise you! SIM, I beg you. Your Yoshiko will still be on his knees crawling around my Carocci, so she played along with him.
- So! I remembered! In our house there are still Germans! I will not be silent and will call them here.

- You listen to him?
- Of course not. I have long ears closed chess.
- Now, look here both. Moses, too, no one listened, and look what the result is?
- But - I-ay, woman. What do you expect? We endured this for forty years? And Yes, Simochka, you're happy with how it turned out? My God, people! Call here most of Mr. Guinness. Let him run with his book, he has something to record. We have the world's first happy Jewish!

- Maybe a game of chess?
- Well, of course, and why I would go against this cacophony. By the way, Shomen what you fantasize yourself who will win, you or the strongest?
You know Leon, it seems to me that for the first time in the history of chess, under these sounds, we will lose both.
- Simon, if you will speak ill about my child, he will play at your funeral.
- SIM, I for the sake of God will sit in, if it is for free. Just please, put me in the last row... Leon, do you happen to know if the house the Germans?
- How would such a joy? Of course not.
- Then someone takes revenge on this boy?! Yoshiko, let me give you a hundred rubles, to at least pay your half-hour break.
- Yoshiko. Do not listen the play. Up to three hundred...

A child born of a Jewish woman, she should have automatically...
- Oh Lord, no more strength to endure it. SIM, your Yoshiko tries so strained to squeeze out of this violin?
- Semen Lazarovich, if you do not reduce the temperature of your sarcasm, then you desiccate me all the clothes. Yoshiko plays "Autumn" by Vivaldi.
- Of course, "Autumn",... And I think, why do I wither ears. Here...
- In the morning I had a bad feeling about this, and here it came true. Shomen that you have it happened that you include this siren?
- And you. can't see that? This is the second time Vivaldi dies in the hands of this young talent.

Mexican casserole molting crayfish.

Boxing is a show for the poor, where two millionaire beat face each other.

Does not happen terrible women are dressed as butchers and horns.