Author of quotes: Mikhail Afanasievich Bulgakov

All my life I licked his spurs and thought only one thing: do not crush him. And yet - crushed.

Don't insult me, why insult someone who can't answer.

- A great monarch, apparently, a kingdom without denunciations can not exist?
- Keep quiet, jester, fix your shoe. And you don't like informers?
- Well, what is there to love about them? Such a bastard, Your Majesty!

Goddess Venus sent love. Lean back, my lover, foam my blood.

When talking to the King of France, you can't say the word "demands."

Sovereign, there are no limits to your power and there never will be, as long as the light of religion rests over your state.

A dog that has guarded the house all his life will not be expelled.

Louis! ... Great !! French king !!!

Muse, my muse, O crafty Thalia!
Every evening, hearing your scream,
By candlelight at the Palais Royale, I...
I put on Sganarel wig.
Bowing in rank, lower -
Must! Pays parterre thirty sou! -
I, O sir, for the fun of Paris
I often carry a wheelie.

I rushed, - said Behemoth, - into the meeting room - this one with columns, Messire, - hoping to pull out something valuable. Ah, sir, my wife, if only I had her, risked being a widow twenty times! But, fortunately, Messire, I am not married, and I will tell you straight out - I am happy that I am not married. Ah, sir, is it possible to exchange idle freedom for a burdensome yoke!

“Like pineapples in greenhouses,” said Behemoth.

Do you know what developers are? - the guest asked Ivan and immediately explained: - This is a small group of crooks who somehow survived in Moscow ...

His Excellency
Loved poultry
And took under the protection of
Pretty girls!!!

"The trouble is," the unstayed bound continued, "that you are too withdrawn and have finally lost faith in people. After all, you can't, you agree, put all your affection in a dog. Your life is scarce...
"Among other things, I said," said the prisoner, "that all power is violence against people and that the time will come when there will be no authority of either Caesars or any other authority. Man will pass into the realm of truth and justice, where no power will be needed at all.