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No fury worse than offended women.
№ 391691   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 11:21
There is neither good nor bad - so do all thoughts.
№ 391689   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 11:15
- Take house to it.
This is unreal!
- Tell house his parents called. They will arrive early. Trust me, he's gonna go anywhere.
- That is, the house can be deceiving, and there is no patient?
- Yes!
Quote Explanation: House need the the patient, but he does not want to go.
№ 391665   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 10:03
For girls there's nothing worse than being "almost" - almost almost beautiful or smart.
№ 391654   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 09:30
In our days, if the person does not have at least 4355 friends on Facebook, he is considered an evil psychopath if socially active citizens are not capable of murder.
№ 391649   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2020 / 09:15
In life, there can be nothing more urgent than love - when you just want to walk down the street and imagine my girlfriend naked at the pile of yellow books.
№ 391641   Added Viker 20-04-2020 / 08:53
- 'll have to take my word for it. I'm afraid that you have little no choice.
I'm sorry, but it's ungrammatical. "A little bit no choice." It does not happen. The choice is either there or it is not.
№ 391640   Added Viker 20-04-2020 / 08:53
- If you are so bad, share this with your friends, with loved ones, consult, find solution, but no, it's easier to make a mess. Drown your guilt...
- I do not understand what is my fault?!
- That you're a moron.
№ 391632   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2020 / 01:24
Without love there is no growth. Postponing it, you do not give yourself to grow.
№ 391614   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2020 / 00:30
- This guy is crazy. To risk a million dollars. what if...
To these inventions is capable of only two kinds of people. Who have everything and those who have nothing to lose, but because they are risking everything. And for them it did not matter, will turn to him fortune person or not.
№ 391569   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:30
- At least you can treat the work seriously? You're always running a circus, Lian-Chu! And the business only you have that to entertain these Yahoos!
- Well, I didn't mean to do...
Justification found! Why, tell me these assholes don't pay?!
- Because they have nothing?
- No! You don't have authority.
- What is the authority?
Well, as you say... Take Hector for example. Huge fangs, hair on end... so he looks presentable, and they're afraid of him! Get it?
- ...
- Does not reach. The authority is a hunter, from whom the earth trembles under my feet, okay? A need - it can even punch a couple of times debtors! BAM, BAM, cash on the barrel!.. Finally came?
- The authority - one who... customers pounding?
№ 391561   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:06
His name was Frederick, we were just talking. He listened to me. And now he has no face. He is also ugly on the outside as you are inside.
Quote Explanation: Arthur crippled the alleged lover of his wife.
№ 391560   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:03
Who would have thought that I will be doing business with scum Gypsies and Catholics. But you are normal.
- I am normal from time to time. And then no.
№ 391559   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:00