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Our brush with you.

Each child is allowed, according to the advertisement, earn money as a street musician, but only once.

It is foolish to ask the man what he wants; show him a thing then he will know what he want.

Advertising aimed at the masses, the service is aimed at the individual.
Advertising can attract a customer to you - once. But having him back can only be a personal impression of your company.

When I go to the stores and see all this shit all this, I may say, the products, all these goods, all this is, who screams from all sides: the buy-buy-buy-buy, and approached me some long-haired painted girl and asks: "can I help You?" the only thing I want is to yell "Bitch, you're the most can not help myself!"

It is strange that the rhyme is maybe something to convince. The same does not happen in court: "I am a fellow lawyer, my client is not guilty!"

When I publish a book, publishers are asking me to attach a short description, which they will use for advertising on the Internet. But they have an expert who can adapt my text to match the preferences of the Google algorithm. This person carefully reads what I wrote and said: "do Not use this word replace it with that. So we will have more chances to attract the attention of the search algorithm". We know that if we can get into the field of view of the algorithm, the number of readers to care.
I know this from personal experience. When I publish a book, the publishers ask me to write a short description that they use for online publicity. But they have a special expert who adapts what I write to the taste of the Google algorithm. The expert goes over my text, and says ‘Don't use this word - use that word instead. Then we will get more attention from the Google algorithm.’ We know that if we can just catch the eye of the algorithm, we can take the humans for granted.

"Advertising is a means of fooling buyers." The great Soviet encyclopedia. But it is their capitalist false advertising! Our, Soviet, truthful - the motor trade.

Firm, as a commandment of God: truth cannot become a lie!

Eating a steak or a cutlet, do not forget to take the pill.

I saw on TV your ads
And it convincingly reported
Together with Gazprom dreams come true!

Love. Only for 999 rubles!

I did not correlate with the beer, it would be a very stupid ad. I'll look into the frame and "You ask that invigorates as well as improvisation in C major? Non-alcoholic beer. Non-alcoholic beer - see, I even shame you in the eyes". Need, agree to advertise what you associiruetsya.

Probably all the happy faces from the streets moved into commercials.