Category: sarcastic quotes. Page 3

I don’t know why, but whenever a person dies without leaving property, he considers himself to have the right to dispose of other people’s property.

I just returned, you see. I thought a hot ham and cold beer were waiting for me, but here - ass!

- Darling. You were abandoned not because you are a whore, but because you were originally with a shithead.

They say: like the fence, so are the neighbors. But Lynette knew: it would be better to fence yourself off from other neighbors with a picket fence.

If the head is cut off, no one will ask about the hat.

Why buy a Ferrari if you drive it like a Fiat?

Everything goes according to one account.

Ha ha ha! Just look at this bunch of losers! I didn’t want to interrupt your May Day parade, but I have big plans for your tiny brains. Don't blink, otherwise you'll miss everything... Although, you won't be able to get away with it anyway! Ha!

And he walks around like a long-lived shit.

And I can’t understand nonsense!

This is America - a complete democracy, but with the help of a rifle with a telescopic sight when necessary.

- I can’t influence the moon. It shines as best it can.

- There are still some things you should see in person, Baroness. A gift that so opportunely came into my hands personally.

- You will definitely need it now.