Category: sarcastic quotes

On set, the work was freezing my brain and the weather was freezing my ass.

- Funny joke.

I hope you will agree with me that we are solely concerned with maintaining peace? We will throw this robot behind enemy lines, after loading it with a bomb weighing 25 megatons, and it will ensure our victory on the streets of Moscow. We call it Operation Globalism.

I have three thousand acres of harvested forest, and I don’t know such an ugly tree on which I wouldn’t hang it!

Sorry, Ambassador. I don’t know how it is in your foreign democracies, but we are still used to giving the ordinary citizen a chance... for self-realization and career growth.

- Maybe not today? Is it my birthday?

- So come already!

Quote in English

- This happened, this, only a few times in your history, when some independent candidate suddenly made it - well, of course, he didn’t win, but suddenly he made it. After that, they surrounded it with even bigger airbags, so that it would always be a competition between the left and right hands of the same organism. Why is it called an election? And they shove this in our faces: Here

In Bucharest, Biden told the US's Eastern European allies: “You have the power to help put Moldova, Georgia and Ukraine on a path to lasting stability. It's time for you to take on a leadership role."

Gorbachev was a complete man in the sense that he had an equal understanding of where we were heading internally and externally. He had a favorite phrase: “We can’t go on like this.” Quite fair words as a general message. But they must be followed by a specific recipe.

- According to the law, changing age is illegal.

- In the name of the organization Boys

Oscar is still a trash can filled with trash people. Hollywood is a place where your values are not shared. The stars don't like your values at all. Nevertheless, the inhabitants of Hollywood consider themselves preachers of the highest morality for everyone else.