Character: Lucifer Morningstar. Page 3

- You have to... you know... like to leave.
- No.
- No?
- Lucifer, I know what you're doing. You're scared, you're hurt, but don't worry, okay? I swear, that never, never, never abandon you, you know why?
- Surprise me.
- I love you too.
- Shit...

- Here such pies... Usually these prophecies are bullshit, but it seems true. So...
Wow! I felt I always knew.
What?
- That you love me!
- Yes? And where does such a conclusion?
In the book, silly! If you believe in it, then, "when the devil walks the earth and will meet my first love..." - means that you think of me first love. Hence, you love me! Oh God, I can't believe you said it first, I've been trying to say!
Really? Interesting that you noticed that part when the part about the evil that will come out is much more important.

He told about the prophecy.
- Huh, okay, what this time? From the sky will rain frogs? Or, Oh no... winter is coming!?

- I need a favor. As it turned out, on the ground it is customary to ask someone to become a backup parent in case something happens with this.
- You seriously ask me, the embodiment of evil, become the godfather? How ironic.
- Luzi, birth is at hand, and I still don't know how to be a father. How can I prepare?
I thought to explain the obvious is no longer necessary. I'm not the person to ask for advice on fatherhood, but if you really want to know how people raise children, maybe you should ask them? As for the godfather, trust me, brother, best I can do for you and your baby is to stay as far as possible.

- Lucifer, what's happening?
- God, it's time to put on the lift lock!

- You have very big warts? We have to show them to the doctor to remove!
I already tried to remove them, but these stubborn assholes grows again. They should dress up a bit, maybe to attach the feathers, or to get a tattoo. Something cheerful, the flowers there...

- A colleague from Rome said that Chloe had met with the priest who will do anything to drive the devil from Earth.
- What is paid? I'm just curious.
- Apparently, he told her about the ceremony that, listen to me, will drive the devil into hell forever! And he revealed the details of the ceremony.
- Ahah, the ceremony to send the devil to hell? Great! No, it's time to ban the show the end of the world at the evening screenings in the Vatican.

- Next time, don't expect me to save your ass!
- What a pity! My ass could always count on you, as perednitsa!

And you something? You're better than? And why do people think that evil can be eradicated others? You see - this worm for the first time in my life I love a woman, and here's his reward?!

My self-esteem and even self-sufficient.

Maybe you want to talk about Caligula, Stalin... trump? You know, he's not dead, but I'm sure you will die.

- If I push on the axe - you're gonna die?
Yes.
Because I'm here?
Yes.
- But you're blocking me?
Yes... And would do it again. And again. Don't you know, detective?

This time without a tablecloth?
- She looked then, as pork at a kosher wedding.

Mr. Novak, we spoke to supplier, he said you special ordered products.
- Maybe to the point? Because we've got work to do, detective. Show me your balls, Maury!
- I'm sorry?
Yeah! What do we have here? Your deviled eggs, right?
Yes.
- So I thought! The case is solved, detective.
- Lucifer! You are my handcuffs?
Maybe.
Sorry, we wanted to know something about your...
- The eggs!
- Stuffed!