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Now it will be quiet!

- I'll share with you!

- I heard everything!

Quote in English

It was me, Dio!

- You speak Estonian!
- It's not Estonian. It's the other way around.

To the destruction of the sons of bitches!

APHORISMS ANACHRONISMS - 45
• Winter has white eyes, cold appearance and warm soul!
• Everyone can discuss - only God is allowed to judge!
• The truth will alienate the weak and hypocritical from you - but it will bring the strong and the real closer!
• Miser pays in full - all his life!
• It happens that the thought does not shine, but still it is ripe - once the word gave the right!
• Time has no time - even for a time delay!
• Often love is without respect - even more often respect without love!
• Wisdom is not in words - wisdom in good deeds!
• Humor and sarcasm must be verified and balanced - otherwise it is an ordinary "creative" rudeness!
• There is no room for anxious thoughts in the gym - there is a different measure that dominates there.
• Rainbow color - nothing comparable celestial vision!
• Boxing - not just waving your fists, you need to think here!
• To better know - arrange a scandal!
• You can love, but not respect, and you can respect - but not love!
• You will not meet a man who at least once in his life did not cry!
• Natural element - God's punishment and warning!
• A friend who takes advantage of your decency - the enemy is more terrible!

- Freedom has always been. Leadership was an illusion.

- Have you trained anyone to drive before?
- Minivan? No. But let's assume that this is an armored personnel carrier.
- Especially since she's driving...

“Like pineapples in greenhouses,” said Behemoth.

Answer "AR": - Simple! "Water chka": no water, you know! ..

- Anyway, we should get to bed, whispered Hermione. - And then tomorrow will crawl like sleepy flies.
- Yeah, ' agreed Ron. - A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of damper a wedding. Light I'll turn it off.

- I beg you, be merciful. Dr. bell suffered a severe shock.
- Yeah, five bottles, no less - snorts Sutcliffe.