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- Z-married?! So, tell me this is a joke!
- It is the will of Juju...
- B-but... but... but you don't want to marry her, right?! I don't care, of course...

- I did it!
- Do what, Alex? Took control of his chernomorest? Oh, wait, apparently not...

- In every joke has some truth.
- Perhaps... but isn't the Lord tells us to reject the lie? "Speak truth each with his neighbor," says he, "because we are all parts of the body are one."
I know what the Scripture says.
- So why interfere with me to speak the truth?
- Then, what saith you too much.

- In every joke has some truth.
- Perhaps... but isn't the Lord tells us to reject the lie? "Speak truth each with his neighbor," says he, "because we are all parts of the body are one."
I know what the Scripture says.
- So why interfere with me to speak the truth?
- Then, what saith you too much.

Sometimes, closing his eyes.
His poem about the wounded heart
I recited it.
In a letter from him
Even the joke sounded sorrow.

I thanked him by staying near his temporary bed before you retire to your shitty shelter, but he only waved a careless hand in response to my words.
Isn't this selfless service on my part, he said. - I better not get caught their eye.
I had completely forgotten about the fact that he has his reasons to stay away from English soldiery. But I immediately came to mind, which is more secure, he could settle in for the night in a warm stable, rather than at my door on the floor.
- But here can anyone come, ' I said, then you will find.
He stretched out his long arm and closed the open shutter. The corridor was dark, and Jamie turned into a kind of shapeless mass.
They will not see my face, he said. Besides, my name does not represent for them any interest, even there I will call the present, which I'm not going to do.
- Yes, - with doubt I said, but does it not seem strange to them, what are you doing here in the dark?
I have not seen him, but judging by his voice he was smiling.
- Nothing like anglichanka. They'll just think I'm waiting in line.
I laughed and left the room. I lay on the bed and fell asleep in admiration of Jamie: afford free jokes, and he was scared even thinking about sleeping with me in the same room.

One who makes a lot of jokes, laughs and just smiles, in the evening want to die.

You joke me "I love you" said
Bright happiness enticing;
Amused me tenderness gave
And jokingly you caressed me.
You played me from boredom
As an amusing toy child;
There was a moment of separation
And forget me you are joking.

- Again I'll fuck, I'll skin you alive and naked in the forest Africa!!
Oyy, what a horrible threat.
At least without pants I'll go home.

AAAAAAA!!! NICO IS ON FIRE!!! Ha ha! Joke!

"So you lived for one salary!" - this is not a joke from Soviet times, and it's a curse...

- That said left buttock right?
I don't know.
- We hold together - shit will not pass.

- Paul V., help me with the girl to meet you.
- Why so shy one? Want four?
- With four? Let's go!
- Well then, you names, punched. [next sheet]
So... Shitova Veronica Skvortsova Anna, Maina Albina and Vesnina Xenia. Wow!
What?
- So they're all dead. Killed herself in the bathroom.
- Yes you that, can not be!
PAL, V., and of the jokes you...
- This is no joke, Sasha. We have new material.

- Buttercup.
- , Jennifer.
- A new wrinkle?
- And you... old joke.