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- They knit. And if you cough with them, they also dry the vobla!

- Say these places are cursed
- ... Amitia...?
- She's Just Joking Hugo
- Surely I'm kidding when I was telling the truth?

That's why he lost his mind.

Lenin amazed me with his love of life. I could not remember a single person of similar caliber with the same joyous temperament. This short, bald, wrinkled man, swinging from one side to the other in a chair, laughing at one or another joke, is ready to give serious advice to anyone who interrupts him to ask a question at any moment - advice so well founded. that for his followers he has a much greater incentive power than any orders; all his wrinkles are from laughter, not from worry.

“Depriving you of paper and ink is a very easy way to avoid the end of the world,” Reinsteiner smiled.

- Of course I'm joking. Why would I share with a person who lies to children?

Hello to everyone who knows me, and the one who does not know - my name is Sveta Golubeva. Recently, I made a big mistake, for which another person is now paying: my swimming coach is Vera Alexandrovna Leskova, who always wished me only good. And even when I wasn't brave enough to win, she always supported me and believed that things could be fixed. I want to apologize on behalf of all those who have been unfair to you. Vera Alexandrovna, please forgive me. And now I know for sure that even from the most difficult situation there is always a way out. It's not worth taking your own life.
Why do people allow themselves to hurt others without thinking about the fact that one innocently thrown phrase, joke or just banting can lead to the fact that a person will simply cease to love and respect himself.
Sometimes the closest people... can be so cruel.
My story ended well, I will try to find the strength in myself and never give up again, but among us there are a lot of vulnerable people who can not cope with resentment and mockery.
Before you show your superiority - think that in your hands there may be someone's life.

If you listen to my relatives' stories about their student life, then you can at least write a book about it ... Escape from the hostel through the drainpipe, neighborhood raids on refrigerators with food, hide and seek with a guard in the women's rooms, exchange of brand new sneakers for a pack of cigarettes, five hundred record books and so on, which apparently happens to every student ... And here everything is clean, neat ...

Answer "AR": - Simple! "Water chka": no water, you know! ..

Zoe wanted to say something funny. She tried to formulate a witty answer: "Of course, if a sexy Italian is waiting for me in the kitchen." But even to her taste, the joke was not at all funny. Like most of Zoe's jokes, this one died prematurely before her mouth. Wit visited mainly other people, and if it suddenly happened in Zoe, then with a delay of three hours.

Answer "AR": - Simple! "Water chka": no water, you know! ..

Saburov No, BL*th, where? I'll die from waiting!
White: I so your concert was enjoyed.

You're such a jerk.
- I was joking.
- Well then, you're a nice guy.

Fun time for us,
And joke, and laugh.
After all, the joke - all have to admit -
Just eh not the best game.