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.... the cold is such that Roger has the money on the card frozen! Roux joked to defuse the situation, but immediately regretted it because Roger didn't laugh.

Since almost all of my relatives are journalists, I feel entitled to joke with reporters about knowing what kind of goats they are.

Beware of joking at the expense of common sense.

Most people are jokes, but you are so real.

- Let's blow the.
- No, we won't do that.
- But why?
- Because roosters don't fly!

- If this is a joke, then I'm not funny. Many of us have staked our lives for this pointless war to end. And Lynn and I, too.

The eagle, on the other hand, will cheerfully take off under the clouds.

There are a lot of difficult, dramatic and bloody events in the history of every nation, every state. But when we evaluate other people, or even when we evaluate other states, other nations, we always look as if in a mirror. We always see ourselves there. Because we always shift onto another person what we ourselves breathe, what we are in essence. In childhood, when we were arguing with each other in the yard, we used to say: whoever calls his name is called that. And this is no coincidence. This is not just a childish saying and joke. This is a deep meaning. Psychological. We always see our own qualities in another person. And we think that he is the same as we are. And based on this, we evaluate his actions and give an assessment in general. As for the American establishment, not the American people, there are many honest, decent, sincere people who want to live with us in peace and friendship, we know about this, we value this and we will rely on them in the future ...

- I can't provide exact statistics. I don't know anything specifically, so I can't count anything. All I know is that I feel your chances aren't very good. I would even say very bad.
- But I'll never be like that! No way!
- I've heard this before.
- I'm not a potential Dark Lord!
- Exactly. Without a doubt.
- But why! Just because I once thought how cool it would be to have an army of blind fanatics chanting, "Glory to Dark Lord Harry!"
- It's funny, but that's not what you just thought about, quickly replacing the flashy thought with another, less dangerous one. No, you remembered how you wanted to build all the adherents of the idea of purity of blood and guillotine. Now you're telling yourself it was a joke, but it's not. If it were in your power, and if no one ever knew about it, you would do it right now.

That is hidden in my head.

- Great joke, and fresh too.

“I have three sisters, six aunts and a bunch of cousins. We have a joke in our family that if there are three of us in a room, then there are nine different conversations.

The greatest joke of God is to create a person free, and then make him a slave.

- Ha ha ha! Oh, I'll rip off both of his hands!