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I say goodbye to you forever.
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Viker 27-09-2021 / 14:40
If empathy is one of the main resources of deeply human happiness (as opposed to, say, the fleeting sense of happiness that comes from beer or chocolate), art is a source of empathy.
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Viker 27-09-2021 / 14:36
You're eager to find evidence that life isn't limited to a boring routine. Work, home, family, mortgage, beer on weekends with friends are not your option. You need adventure and achievements. Whether it's aliens or the dead - just to be non-trivial.
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Viker 14-09-2021 / 11:18
The world is full of goodness. We have beer bottles, the caps on which are unscrewed, which means that now even the weak can drink.
Release Date: 30.08.2019
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MegaMozg 05-09-2021 / 20:36
non-alcoholic.
Release Date: 02.10.2020
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Viker 31-08-2021 / 11:46
- I thought you didn't like herbal tea.
- Sugar saves.
- Why do you drink something that you don't like?
- I'm just trying something new. Dad said he had to force himself to drink beer until he liked it.
- Oh, great.
- Relax, Mom. I'm not trying to force myself to love beer.
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MegaMozg 17-07-2021 / 14:00
- Relax, Mom. I'm not trying to force myself to love beer.
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Viker 17-07-2021 / 14:00
I barely wake up.
What a sensitive hangover!
What endurance and tact!
Scalded liver waks,
About something about his babble
Gastrointestinal tract.
It will be very ugly
The one that in the morning will not give for beer.
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MegaMozg 28-06-2021 / 00:27
Once young I drank whiskey often -
Scottish, Dutch, English.
Then for a while, in general, a short one,
Leaving the whiskey I switched to vodka.
Then I became interested in the drink of pan,
And often the soul was taken away by champagne...
Long ago youth playful,
It's been a long time since I switched to beer.
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MegaMozg 04-05-2021 / 19:12
How is it that because of a gram of cocaine you can be in handcuffs, and beer and cigarettes are sold in any stall?
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MegaMozg 16-04-2021 / 19:30
It's even funny how much the beer always turns out to be exactly the same as in all previous times.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2021 / 22:51
"Cool girl" - men always say that, right? They want to say a compliment: "She's a cool girl. She's sexy. She is always ready for anything. It's cool. She's never mad at her boyfriend. She only smiles with a charming, slightly sad smile and then opens her mouth ready to accept his. She likes what he likes." And you know, he's probably a vinyl hipster who loves Japanese comics. If he likes wet T-shirt contests, then she rushes shopping, chats about football and eats chicken wings in eateries. When I met "him" I knew he needed "Cool Girl," and I confess I was willing to try for him. I shaved my pubis, drank nightly beer, and watched Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and stayed slim, I regularly pleased him with my mouth. I lived in the present and was ready for anything.
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MegaMozg 02-04-2021 / 16:48
Blessed is the king. But a mug of beer
Makes anyone happy.
Quote Explanation: From Robert Burns
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MegaMozg 07-03-2021 / 15:03
And so, under the fly, a little bit.
Quote Explanation: From Robert Burns
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MegaMozg 03-03-2021 / 11:51
- You know what I like? She asked.
- So what? Tatum asked.
- Beer.
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MegaMozg 13-02-2021 / 13:06