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Worst of all was the situation when his work was observed by his superiors. He couldn't take it. Some kind of dog demon then possessed Mukhtar, turning him into a stupid, capricious and vicious dog.
Worst of all was the situation when his work was observed...
№ 437033   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2022 / 14:51
Do not believe the clear sky, the grin of a dog and the smile of an Englishman.
№ 436378   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 23:51
Hands are like dogs, going to the same places they have already been. You should be careful when the game stops happening in the head, and passes into the fingers. Their habits must be wrested from the fingers, or musical research will be completed, and only standard pleasant music will begin to play. I try to overcome my habits by playing instruments I don't know, like the bassoon or the waterphone.
№ 436340   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 21:57
The weaker the dog, the louder the barking.
№ 436322   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 21:03
When you show a dog's devotion to a man, don't be surprised when he throws a stick at you to fetch..
Quote Explanation: The quote has a satirical meaning, it says that you do not need to completely surrender to faith in a person, since both good and evil in a person can be enough ..
№ 435872   Added MegaMozg 17-02-2022 / 12:42
Like pathetic dogs for the owner.
Like pathetic dogs for the owner.
№ 434760   Added MegaMozg 26-01-2022 / 23:30
Pash, look, we hear some slight doubt in this woof of yours. More confident, you are a leader dog, an optimistic dog.
№ 434449   Added Viker 26-01-2022 / 18:37
- So, let me think. But really: as soon as she showed this rainbow ice cream, I immediately imagined how they cheerfully urge me on with a rolled towel in the men's shower room. And this is instead of remembering whose dogs were the first to fly into space. Polundra, Russia!
Quote Explanation: Parody of the show "News of the week".
Release Date: 11.10.2020
№ 433859   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2022 / 18:57
Giving a cat a name, like marriage, is not easy. I soon experienced choosing a name for a child, a dog, a book, a warship, a sports team, even a king, a dad, or a hurricane - it's just child's play compared to choosing a cat name.
№ 433183   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2021 / 23:27
Reasonable! You are wise with the devil! There is nothing to argue. Yes, it’s no good for you to listen to a good man: all say how to sell, how to bathe, how to eat, how to drink, how to fornicate women, how they are shy in oltar for an aphedron. And it's different for me to tell the trash what you are doing: I know all your cunning, dogs, *** and, metropolitans, archbishops, Nikonians, thieves, prelagates, other Russian Germans.
Quote Explanation: From a letter to his persecutors, Metropolitan Pavel Krutitsky and Archbishop Hilarion of Ryazan. [Prelagatai is a transmitter of other people's speeches, a carrier, a spy, a spy. Afedron (Greek) - anus.]
№ 432919   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2021 / 07:54
A dog's loyalty is directly proportional to the quality of the feed and the length of the leash.
№ 432275   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2021 / 14:57
And all the birds whistle about mine in the morning.
Quote Explanation: Translated by Tatiana Kalentieva
№ 431048   Added MegaMozg 20-10-2021 / 18:45
I do not want to give the impression that I recommend general anesthesia as a panacea for all diseases afflicted by animals, but I firmly know that artificial sleep has salutary properties. Now that we have all sorts of hypnotics and tranquilizers at our disposal, and I am faced with acute gastroenteritis in a dog, I resort to some of them in addition to the usual treatment. Because sleep interrupts the deadly exhausting vicious circle, relieves the pain and fear accompanying it.
№ 428877   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 16:38
I believe that cats are better than dogs, because cats do not work on garbage.
Release Date: 29.11.2019
№ 427256   Added MegaMozg 07-09-2021 / 06:51
That he liked you.
Quote Explanation: magazine "Merry Pictures, No 3, March 1986
№ 424297   Added MegaMozg 27-07-2021 / 13:24