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Dogs bark out of fear, I give a friendly answer.
№ 454545   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2023 / 22:09
Know dogs closer to God!
№ 454498   Added MegaMozg 21-06-2023 / 20:54
There is no other way to explain the fact that my dog barks only at those people at the sight of whom I feel disgust.
№ 454169   Added MegaMozg 11-06-2023 / 01:54
- Where did you intend to leave? From the people? And is it far? To Spiridonovna clean the pigsty from shit? So this is not a servant, but a slavery.
№ 453217   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2023 / 12:51
Yes, dogs all go to heaven... and wait for us there. And women, alas, go to hell.
№ 453106   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2023 / 09:30
An unsympathetic but good person is like an ugly but charming dog named Tuna. She was born with a terrible upper jaw and an unusually “trimmed” lower jaw, but turned out to be a wonderful, pleasant, friendly and kind companion. Such a dog has many good qualities, among which there is fidelity and cheerfulness. We do not choose our appearance, nationality, or voice, and even more so a jaw with strong teeth. What is given to us by nature is inherent in our destiny. And fate, as you know, can not escape. Remember: to make fun of an unpleasant appearance, no matter whether a person or a dog, and in general over everything that is inherent in nature, is unworthy and ugly.
№ 451399   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2023 / 12:21
If your cat and dog get along better than you and your wife, don't be surprised that one evening, when you return from work, you find not your wife at home, but a note on the refrigerator door.
№ 451058   Added Viker 02-03-2023 / 11:56
When a wonderful, faithful, devoted friend appears in your life, everything changes. It becomes easier to survive the most difficult circumstances. From the mere realization that this person exists, joy firmly settles in the heart. Everyone knows examples when dogs sacrificed themselves for the sake of the owner. What about us? Can you lay down your soul for a friend? Is he for you? If the answer is “Yes!”, congratulations: your friendship can be called real.
№ 450401   Added MegaMozg 15-02-2023 / 14:51
And cats spewing jazz!
№ 450397   Added MegaMozg 15-02-2023 / 12:06
Big dogs are kept in small houses, and small dogs live in big houses.
№ 450162   Added MegaMozg 10-02-2023 / 06:42
“Of course not,” the dog replied. - Dogs can't talk. Are you completely stupid?
№ 449769   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2023 / 22:00
Three days before Christmas, in the markets, in the squares, there is a forest of Christmas trees. And what trees! People walk, choose. Dogs in the Christmas trees are like wolves, right ... Until the night you will walk in the Christmas trees. And the frost is getting stronger. The sky - in smoke - purple, on fire. Frost on the trees.
№ 449076   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2023 / 10:00
Dogs are the most loyal of people.
№ 448017   Added MegaMozg 29-12-2022 / 10:54
Here is our typical day: at least one of the children is sick; toys scattered all over the living room miraculously reappear where they were just removed from; dogs bark, children laugh and whimper; the phone rings; postmen and couriers come and go; someone lost a notebook with homework; broken household appliances; suddenly it turns out that a project is needed for tomorrow's lesson ...
№ 448002   Added MegaMozg 29-12-2022 / 10:09