Quotes from TV shows. Page 2871

Your hair is like the sunset after a nuclear war.

The French invented love to draw primitive need in civilized clothes, came up with the candy, hearts, rings although it only endorfine and genitals.

Don't like the answer don't ask the question.

And it is mistakes that make us interesting.

Family - this is not a list of who begat whom.

- I wasn't wrong. Everything I said was true.
- Then reality was wrong?
- Reality is almost always wrong.

Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
- And triteness kicks us in the balls.

- Your complacency is quite an attractive quality.
Thank you. I had a choice between that and the hair weave. Smugness is easier to maintain.

- The child appears. Chase tells you that two people exchanged fluids to create this being. I tell you that one stork brought you a baby in a diaper. You choose one or the other?
- I think your example is incorrect.
And I think your tie is ugly.

- What are you doing back here? The patient?
- No. A prostitute. Went to my office instead of my home.

Does it matter why I think I'm a jerk?
All that matters is what you think.

I'll treat you to lunch?
I'm rich, I'll buy you a drink, and even buy you gold teeth to chew!

I'm a loner. Many great men were loners: Goethe, Marx, Schiller, Tom and Jerry, too, was alone now, please, leave, alone I feel better.

Dying is easy, life is hard.