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If someone doesn't know what "retire", then you can explain what it means to do in peace and quiet just what you want, but only then you have to be old enough.

And that to live? A pension is an allowance for the dead.

Well, all of you! Road to business is open! Paraphrasing the words of Medvedev: "There are better ways to earn than pensions. For example, business". But the pensioners do not go into business. Well! Look, maybe the Russians will freeze as twenty years? Still not be worse. And explain what the hell people pay money to the pension Fund? Maybe while you're there shit, also "freeze" their tax deductions? Moreover, one gets the feeling that many will not live to pension. In General, morozte yourself what you want!

There the guys talked about mandatory retirement after fifty-five? You love your work, but she no longer loves you...

Many of us believe that retirement marks the beginning of a period of freedom and happiness. You can drop everything and sit back, saying to himself that finally reached the age when more can not work. Is it possible to make more than a terrible mistake in his life, by talking in this way? Does this mean that we can now relax and stop actively live? Come on, come! We are programmed to live more than a century.

If youth were over pension age would be quite wealthy.

Russian pensioners powerful, strong-willed people. Here, for example, my grandmother. My grandmother, like many grandmothers in our country, is to methodically once a month puts his own funeral. It's a powerful mentality should a person have to methodically once a month to postpone his own funeral? I'm on the machine can start to save. When I retire, I'm not going to wait. Am I gonna splash out so my kids got together and said, "Listen, I need something to do. It is as if the funeral does not delay, but, judging by the way he behaves, they are not far off at all!"

- How you doing, Lazy?
- Retirement you want. That will deal with Maslowski and retire. Gonna get a housekeeper to come and get me the channels on the TV switched.
- Laziness, you know your retirement is not something that the TV remote from him do not buy it.

I could retire. Of course, I'm not going to do that. I'll work up to a hundred years, and then just reduce their workweek to four days. God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.

The risks of entrepreneurship is overrated. The biggest risk in 60 years to realize that the rest of my life will have to live on a pension. Which is not.

- What is a pension?
- Retirement - this is when old men cry a lot for the money.

Gareth Mallory: No, what we call this is a retirement planning. Your country has the highest respect for you and your many years of service. When your current posting is completed, you'll be awarded to JSMG with full honors. Congratulations.
M: You are firing me?
Gareth Mallory: No, mA'am, I'm here to oversee the transition period leading to your voluntary retirement in two months' time.
Gareth Mallory: We call this the "preparing for retirement". The country appreciates you and your many years of service. When you leave this post, you will get to St. George's with all the regalia. Congratulations.
M: Fire me.
Gareth Mallory: No, mA'am. I will make sure that you have voluntarily resigned after two months.

I have one piece of advice. Never go to work. If throughout your life you go every day to the office, once you put out the door and retire. And then you are certainly not ready for old age ― it will catch you off guard. Look at me. 12 years every day I do the same thing: Wake up and think about how to earn a piece of bread. Life has not changed after I became a man.

Dmitry Ivanovich listened to the cuckoo in the forest and no longer allocate money to the pension Fund.