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- Christmas turned into a show, and you're a postman with a spaceship!
- My ship delivers gifts at 1860 times the speed of sound!
- Christmas in 41 years, the Second World war, in my Arsenal only six reindeer and a drunken elf! I was shot, Arthur! Twelve hits! I lost three deer.
- And the elf survived?
- Fell out of the sleigh over lake Geneva, I never saw him again...
№ 353757   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- The child in any case should not see Santa. This is the great mystery of Christmas.
- Well, even if you Wake up the small - toe with sand, DAB of whiskey in the mouth, one in the morning don't remember.
№ 353756   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- So about me one thought. And I'll find it!
- ... to say thank you?
- To dismiss! No one will forgive the compromised computer. Even Santa.
Quote Explanation: About the gift from "secret Santa"
4 Season 10 Series
№ 347278   Added MegaMozg 19-10-2018 / 19:24
- I am still in disbelief.
- For what?
- Why is the sleigh? Why deer? And why all the gifts to be delivered in one night?
Well... It's the holidays...
And do you like it?
- Like? I love Christmas! Want to know why?
Yes. That's what I'm asking you to explain for several hours!
Okay. That's why Christmas is cool... did You hear about Santa, right?
- You're kidding, right, Hulk?
- Okay, just to make sure... So, there is a Santa Claus and gifts... which, of course, love children... Whatever. And that Santa... He can fly. And the gift can be anything - a toy pony... a real pony... or something else, not necessarily a pony!.. Better start all over again. While there will continue!.. Now, there is a Santa Claus and there are still gifts... did I already say that? Don't remember... There are songs... cookies... bells... sweaters... pine... big socks... snowmen... pie... And then - boom! - the next morning, and you're sitting on the new pony!
- It didn't help at all, the Hulk.
№ 346460   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 23:02
- You're an adult. Or at least try.
At Christmas all behave like children.
- No, only children.
- I'll be your favorite pajamas to dream of a jet ski. Watercraft under the tree. Happily shoving unnoticed.
- In our family there is at least one adult?
- I? Unlikely on Christmas morning.
№ 342413   Added MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 16:04
- I had a great time. As in a real family.
Exactly. Nick, you... you gave me back something that... that I thought I was forever lost.
Really? What?
Christmas.
№ 341585   Added MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 15:12
- Friends shouldn't fight before Christmas.
- We're not friends, we're family!
№ 330458   Added MegaMozg 26-06-2018 / 18:05
Tomorrow is my birthday, but not okay.
- Have your birthday on Christmas? Sucks for you, dude!
№ 325391   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 19:06
- Christmas is not Santa, and snowmen.
- You're right. Is Jesus.
- No, it's not even Jesus.
- And then what?
Gifts. Understood, Yes? Gifts.
№ 325390   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 19:05
Christmas is a time to think about others, to forget about yourself.
3 Season 11 Series
№ 321620   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2018 / 13:07
Only decided to tie the sixth - arrived relatives from Rostov.
With him took seventh. What do you want? A sacred thing.
Eighth-ninth remember the bad... left a relative - thank God!
Like the tenth to do nothing.
- Excellent! Tenth treat liver!
№ 314739   Added MegaMozg 20-01-2018 / 12:16
If I counted correctly, which I do not doubt, it means that we are in the beginning. I moved the time frame for a couple of hours. It would not have decided any other day, but it was Christmas 1914, in which happened the miracle of humanity. The Christmas truce. This never happened. Nowhere in one war. Only once, long ago, one Christmas day, everyone just laid down their arms and began to sing. Everything stopped and made good. <...> it's okay if on the field of battle will be less a couple of the victims.
10 Season 13 Series
№ 314266   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2018 / 16:09
Was the Light on our Land,
Telling Your enemies: "Love",
He Loves all, this I hear,
And even who is not nice to Him.
№ 313336   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 17:02
My dad and I have a Christmas tradition: we find the seedy tree, which most of all need love.
№ 312962   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2018 / 23:03
That is, we chop the spruce, and the dead corpse doing? It's perfect!
№ 312897   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2018 / 02:09