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- Now look, he often talked to her. I'll try for nick to find his real name. No. Nothing will come of it, he has a prepaid rate and anonymizer.
- You can't find johnny, he finds you himself... got him an invitation from Tiffany's.
You're quoting the bartender? Bait him, I'm in. So leave it to me, such classes for such young ladies as you. She's a stripper...
- You need to look like a message from Tiffany. "Hey stud"?! You all write well? Tensed. "Are you busy?" Nightmare. It's just a shame. Move. So girls don't write. Sent.
- "Johnny's help. Car broke down need a ride from the club to the house." He said, wow. Girls rule!
1 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 18-02-2020 / 13:08
Age can wither me, Noodles. We both have grown old. All we have left is the memories. If you Saturday going to the party, you will lose them. Tear his invitation.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2020 / 10:12
I regret that there is no Soviet Union. As for their participation in the parade is their choice. But if someone is not coming to power any of today's features of our bilateral relations, I think that for them it would be a big mistake. Because it would mean that they not show proper respect to those people who fought and gave their lives for independence of their own country. <...> When I hear that, maybe it would be good to pass the Leningrad and so on, I want to say: "You idiots?! No? You there was no one, who says so today!" Here's what I mean. And of course, the presence at the parade in Moscow, the descendants of those who fought for our independence and preserved our Nations - of course, in my opinion, this is a symbolic and important gesture. We will be happy to see everyone who accepts our invitation.
Explanation of the quote:
Press conference of Vladimir Putin December 19, 2019.
The answer to the question: "do you regret in the summary column of soldiers from the republics to the Victory day will not be Georgia and Ukraine?"
Quote Explanation: Ukraine?
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MegaMozg 20-12-2019 / 14:42
Opened the Fan club Horrori! Join now and get trendy futbolku from Harrari and exclusinve an invitation to its summer concert, "Dancing with dragons"!
Quote Explanation: Announcement on the assignment Board. Displayed when there are no new jobs.
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MegaMozg 05-11-2019 / 16:52
The end of the song - the invitation to the beginning.
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MegaMozg 04-11-2019 / 15:58
- This will not happen. No one will be punished, Nibbler.
- Nibbler? You just called the immortal Dracula... the tooth fairy?!
- I know the rules, Fights. This is my home. You and your sharp-toothed brigade and step inside don't do it while you won't be invited. Let me guess - you're not invited!
- What do you say when you are not home, where can you invite me? He wants Dracula - Dracula gets!
4 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 28-05-2019 / 14:05
- You are not invited.
- Here's my invitation [points to face]. This person will be allowed anywhere.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:54
And this bog is a symbol of hospitality. Handing you a bouquet Bolotnikov, I invite you into my home and into my life.
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MegaMozg 28-04-2019 / 21:16
- I want to invite you to dinner.
- I'm afraid it's impossible.
- You have other plans?
- I'm a married woman.
- A married woman is not supposed to have?
1 Season 5 Series
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:19
When people arrange a birthday surprise, they must at all costs to depict the fun (you have to be invited to be eligible to go with the blown face).
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:09
I ask all to the table! Couples!
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MegaMozg 18-11-2018 / 13:02
- Did you invite miss Williams to the ball?
- ...
Collins, I beg you, it's just a dance, not a proposal of marriage!
- Sir, I think she's Catholic.
- You speak as if she had two heads.
My mother would prefer the second.
1 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 02-11-2018 / 14:20
- You suck, not the lady.
What?!
- Nice weather, isn't it?.. <...> Tit cockroaches.
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MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 12:05
- Gentlemen, here I am!
Where are you from?
- You said: "see you later," and I decided that it was a superhero party. And it was a test of my detective talents. And it worked! Sure!
- Yes, or...
- ... You're not invited.
4 Season 5 Series
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MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 14:13
Happy people, no one invites "to enter into his position."
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MegaMozg 22-08-2018 / 19:41