TV show: Stand Up. Page 3

My girlfriend scares me with her mind, she thinks too strategically. When she wants to teach me something, she begins to abruptly avoid sex. It's too feminine to manipulate sex like that. I absolutely hate this technique and I can take revenge. I figured out how to take revenge: she does less sex, and I can do less sex myself. I worry that once a month, and she that half a minute.

celibacy!

White has restored more relationships than psychologists.

guilt...

Most men don't like romance because we're some kind of crackers, it's just very boring for us. This is a gift, a trip, entertainment, a surprise for you... For us, spending money, spending money, spending money... Monotony. How to entertain yourself? Today cash, tomorrow non-cash, the day after tomorrow I will pay with bitcoins. I don't deny myself anything, fun!

It's a hard story when you start to fade out of photographs. Because at first, relationships with you are photographed everywhere and always. After about a year, you realize that there is not a single new photo with you anymore. Moreover, there is a photograph in which you were before.

We form families based only on the brightness of our orgasms. And even more so we seem to be doing business with a woman. A person who can say yes, meaning no. And no, meaning yes. It's like doing business with gypsies. Fuck sooner or later, one hundred percent.

substitute?

With fathers, children are much more interesting to play. We are for them, men, the center of fun. That's not the same with moms. My daughter once says: "Dad, let's go play with you!" I say: "Dad is busy now, go play with mom." She says, "No, I'd rather see how busy you are!" "Mom, I won't do that again!" and dad? "Dad, let's not do that again, besiege, father, I already have an admin, it's not normal!"

put it on!

Why are feminists and their rights so developed in the West? We don't have that, because we already have a woman who drives a trolleybus. I think it's because once one of them there alone, about thirty years ago said: "Why are you driving, and we don't drive?" It's like a bus where the fuck you turn wherever you like. We tied him to the sky."

rights?

birth.

In addition to idiots, I am by internet scammers because they are lazy. Those people who just ask you for money. They're because they don't try at all. Remember the good old internet scammers who wrote such stories? They attended literary circles, I answer you. They write such a story, you open, you think, I will read it in the evening under the vinzo. And now, nothing like that. I recently wrote: "Brother, no, no, here's the card number, throw off a thousand!"