TV show: Stand Up. Page 2

Suzdal.

I believe in genes. And I already have bells. I have a glass of wine every night. But one at a time! Thank God, now I bought large glasses in the aquarium department. I'm not lying to myself. One glass. I don't have a husband or children now. I have a responsibility only to myself, to my neighbors sometimes. Sometimes I just want a change with Tsoi at two in the morning.

Many airlines prohibit the carriage of pets. They explain this by the fact that animals can cause discomfort to others. Cats, dogs ... But let's be honest: I have not yet seen a single cat sitting on a chair and screaming. I'm talking about these children, whose mom on Instagram sticks a photo of their face with an emoticon so that no one can jinx him and bring him on a plane to be cursed.

burn!

- Is that you again? So, the provocateur was taken out of the hall!

But there are also positive examples with robots. A couple of years ago, a robot pancake maker was working on Maslenitsa in Moscow for several tens of millions of rubles. Essentially an ambitious waffle iron!

fine. But we still would not have succeeded, because his pissing column plays one hundred percent in his ass!

respect!

Everyone in Moscow knows English. My level of English is the Moscow metro. Barrikadnaya station. And you answer: "Ok, it's mine!"

I didn't understand at what point the dogs stopped ingrowing after people. My aunt's dog eats cabbage in Stepnogorsk, her titki are like this! Human. All my life I thought that a dog is a vacuum cleaner. I have a pug and we recently found out that he is allergic to chicken. What else? Can I enroll you in shugaring?

disgrace. I once put on shoe covers. The cashiers will be better known than me. Once Saltykova sat at the fifth.

country. No. There are clear phrases about the Black Sea: let's go b ** t, get burned, poisoned, sat scrambling, even Vitya fucking swam over the buoys and drowned. Can you imagine, for two days his body was transported to Ryazan in a reserved seat, at least you understood well why this upper shelf is needed up there.

My girlfriend and I discussed orgasm, I found out that, well, she herself said that the strongest she experienced from a vibrator, imagine. Men, I think it's time for us to stop fighting each other for women, because it turns out we have a common enemy. While we woo them, give them gifts, achieve them with attention, evil accumulates strength in the bedside table.

panic!