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Callie is afraid to seem kind and tries to present every manifestation of nobility as an annoying surprise for himself.

- You need to wash up. Does your home have running water? Otherwise, I counted sixty-four steps in vain.
- An hour ago, the water supply was in effect. But you know, Olga, that the most pleasant thing about the revolution is its surprises.

- She ... She touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.

Every time I am confident that everything is going according to plan, something completely unexpected happens.

- Near the river there is a gate, right?
- Yes, my Lord, the gate of Lud.
Great. Swim under the cover of night and attack unexpectedly.
- At the gate of Lud river rapid. To land there safely - it is impossible. But if the Lord of Mercia intends suddenly to sink all his warriors to the river - let attacks.

Enemies are already celebrating the victory... Spoil their holiday?

Death is always unexpected, even if it is predicted...

If, passing by the café, you see that all the seats are occupied and only one table free, immediately sit there, even if you didn't plan anything to eat or drink. This table is designed especially for you, here you will find an unexpected pleasure, capable of changing if not life, something to do with it.

- Damn we where to go? For the dues. Dues, where? In the sea. Where is the sea?
- Well, sea...
- On the podium!
- And che, so in Japan do, right?
In Japan.
- Look, we're all the same Pushkin put it, why do we h... Hu...
Of hanamichi. Interpretation!
Yeah, pop in a kimono!
A very unexpected decision!

What we call the Black Swan (capitalized), is an event with the following three characteristics. First, it is abnormally, because nothing in the past did not promise him. Second, it has a great impact. Third, human nature makes us concoct explanations for the incident after it happened, making the event first perceived as a surprise, understandable and predictable.

"What we need" - the villain smiled,
New cap very admired,
He walked home, imagining and proud,
In front of the mirror in the bedroom tonight he was cool
But when he took off the hat, he's in trouble -
Together with the hat and withdrew his head.

Who would have guessed that the outhouse was going to be so genius?

Trouble - dangerous surprises.

Say "P****I crept quietly," I'll tell you more, not just crept, but quietly came and do you understand that n****y later.