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- Nick, you're here all morning talking about your phone! You need this thing to rest!
- Gal, so XXI century! How can without phone to rest?
23 Season 22 Series
№ 376574   Added MegaMozg 17-08-2019 / 20:12
We can't be sure the person one hundred percent.
People - it's like a new phone. We can't predict the day of his failure. And I don't know when it will be stolen. If it so happens of course.
№ 370173   Added MegaMozg 19-05-2019 / 11:23
- Nadezhda Ivanovna, the iPhone is much better than your old phone!
- Well, better than your iPhone?
- Mummy, first, the communal can be paid right from the comfort of home.
- No need to stand in a queue, no need to swear...
- Do not swear at all... useless thing!
Quote Explanation: Relatives came to my grandmother on the anniversary.
№ 368875   Added MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:49
In a German psychiatric hospital, where I rested for two weeks, the corridor hung up the phone. Beautiful large new phone. Without wires. He was not connected. But all very happy. Called and talked a lot. Every talked to someone like free. Someone with family, others with his first love, someone with God. Everyone was happy. Sometimes it next to the phone queue.
№ 360267   Added Viker 10-02-2019 / 10:16
Phone. Phone. Phone. During these months, he hated the damn camera: phone dictated his life, controlling all his actions, without embarrassment kept her from food and sleep.
№ 359153   Added MegaMozg 30-01-2019 / 02:16
If Paradise exists, it does it with scientific and technological progress on Earth? In short: is there in heaven now smartphones?
№ 356883   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2019 / 05:57
Mom doesn't like phones. She thinks it's too impersonal means of communication.
№ 353037   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2018 / 00:04
Jobs and his team got the idea to create a phone that they themselves would like to use. "Better motivation does not come up," - said later jobs.
№ 352421   Added MegaMozg 08-12-2018 / 03:11
War is a matter of the highest classes. Why peasant fight? World war started in 1914, because the European governments consisted entirely of the aristocracy. Now, with all these iPhones the average person more power over circumstances. What would happen to the carnage of the First world, if everyone had an iPhone? I doubt it. They could all wrote each other: "Listen, don't drive on the Somme, not worth it."
№ 351966   Added MegaMozg 03-12-2018 / 19:06
When the phone rings, most people rejoice. Someone wants to talk with you, to say Hello, to ask about life, about plans. For me, the phone has become a sword of Damocles, a troublesome nightmare from which stops the heart. People often believe that numerous telephone "bells and whistles" - it's just interesting news; I was primarily interested in how they can help me at least partially to stop pouring from the tube, the flow of orders.
№ 349366   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2018 / 00:32
Of all the partings are fraught with today, parting ways with your phone. Here people wouldn't be able to leave ever, that's for whom they hold stronger than anything. Mobile hand.
№ 348866   Added MegaMozg 05-11-2018 / 11:03
I know that now people are holding hands at lunch instead of bread? Phone.
№ 348864   Added MegaMozg 05-11-2018 / 10:04
In my time I was late for a date. Now delay reply on SMS.
№ 347612   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2018 / 16:03
Phone never works and the Internet too.
Paul, no one is better. What are they? The writer only on hand to be cut off from the rest of the world. Well, like privacy, calm to work there, not to be distracted.
- Most interesting - I always find distractions. Procrastination - the writers know this well.
№ 346894   Added MegaMozg 14-10-2018 / 11:07
- Looked, so there is no phone...
- Have a phone! In the corridor! Common!
- No, no, personal, only personal.
Why?
- Personal well as move - lift, and the total still to pay. I will not go!
Quote Explanation: Satirical newsreel "Wick" n 33 "will Not go!" (1965)
№ 346661   Added MegaMozg 12-10-2018 / 00:12