medicine [Theme] Page 2

When I was studying, we had a compulsory discipline of forensic medicine. Very interesting. Stable protest thinking, when it is not attached to anything, when it is a form of thought, a form of life, a form of attitude, is always a clear sign of an incipient or already developing psychiatric disorder.

Doctors are wrong if the diagnosis is made by the Lord.

I have just removed the patient's appendicitis. It would seem a trifle. But, in the beginning, I made a diagnosis, then I fully examined all the organs and only then, after that, I operated on. The body, darlings, is a complicated thing: if you cut it right away, as some of my colleagues do, the patient can give up his hooves. It's the same in economics. The problem must be solved in a complex. The main thing is not to harm. True, for this, our economists have at least knowledge and a little conscience. And experience will come. Of course, I am not a specialist in overcoming the crisis, but I understand that the level of thinking of managers who should be able to cope with this difficult task should be above average, yes. Try to find such thinking, try to think not flat, but three-dimensional, gentlemen, and then you will finally see the overall picture.

If you look, it's the problem here. How to disinfect the human body, than which, probably, there is nothing in the entire Universe-without killing the person? Interesting.

The old medical rule: eliminate the symptoms - the disease will disappear.

Sometimes retire means to leave mankind to dive into the healing meditation, the name of which road.

If you became ill working and you have half a million to spend on its operation, you have to stand up and say: "where is this free medical care that the Constitution was written? Why 20 years ago we didn't have to waste money on something that made a difficult operation child, our workers or is there someone else?" ... And we, in fact, their work, trying to prove that it is possible to live differently and build the territory of social optimism!

Only your panacea, your constellations and lotions are of no use when dealing with a corpse! To perform this job, one must first learn how to hold a knife and to distinguish the wound from the hole in the ass! Just how do you know if you have a rectum instead of the mouth?

It's like the actor - to the stage. Like the hundredth time rise, and if the excitement you have, then you're not an artist at all. If you don't care to cut a pig or a human, you're not a surgeon. Not a doctor even. And maybe not people.

- You write too much for simple stomach upsets.
The more I write, the more money you make.

God, was I exhausted! Today I was on the visits in eight patients. Why I did not become an expert? Could sleep peacefully, as those lucky enough to allergists. They work as bankers, and earnings are the same. One made 100 thousand dollars for some pollen and built a house. If the variety of pollen will continue to procreate...

The heart is created to perform a certain number of cuts. Don't waste them on exercise. Your life period will expire regardless of the method of use of heart rate. It's like, what can I say, if you can extend the life of your car, driving it at high speed.
Want to live longer? Sleep.

He is attracted to medicine and psychiatry because of the power over the people. Cannibalism is also a manifestation of force.

Passing by the patients of geriatric Department, learn to live life to the full.